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2012: The Best of the Rest

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So, Twenty Twelve was a bit of a cracker. You can read about the two most exciting parts here, but there was also the excitement of two honeymoons; the Olympics and Paralympics (where we Brits decided it was ok to cry and be gratuitously nice to each other); various get-togethers with family and friends (including an 80th birthday and a  New Year spent with some of my oldest and dearest pals); and, of course, plenty of eating and drinking along the way.

As has become the yearly tradition on the blog at around this time, here's some of the random food, drink and other miscellany that I haven't got around to writing about somewhere else but seemed too delicious not to remember. (Less a conventional 'best of', more a reminder of good time past, and why these trousers feel so tight....)

The turn of the year saw a trip to Stoke Newington, to finally meet my cousin Seth and catch up with his Mum and Dad. After a lovely lunch of bread, cheese and salad from the local farmers market we walked amongst the sheep's heads of Ridley Road before calling into Tugra, on the Stoke Newington Road for baklava. It was so good we had to walk back and pick up another box to take home with us. Not the best pre-wedding diet, but certainly the tastiest.

Paris was all about steakspastriesfoie gras and trotters. Oh, and a little romance, of course. I also can't omit to mention the fabulous cheese; not only did we bring our Neals Yard leftovers from the wedding (we had travelled straight from the reception), but we also had the most fantastic choice of French specimens at every shop and restaurant we visited. My favourite - well, certainly the most welcome - were a chestnut leaf and raffia wrapped Banon, and a little ash dusted pyramid of chevre we bought on our last morning. This, along with a bottle of vin rouge and some Poilaine raisin bread, provided the most perfect train picnic when we were delayed due to snow on the journey home. (I'm not sure our fellow passengers quite relished the pungent fromage as much as we did.)

March saw a visit to my Nan in Norfolk, with a stop off in Cambridge along the way. As well as eating  Fitzbillies buns for breakfast we also made a trip to the Cambridge Chop House. This was a great little place, with some stunning views of King's College from the ground floor dining room (there's also a large subterranean space), as well as some great, gravity dispensed local beers. 

The real star of the show, though is the meat. Specialising in good old 'British' grub, there is a focus on steak and game. We shared a pheasant wellington with red cabbage to start, followed by a whopper of a beef chop that made me feel a bit like Fred Flintstone, and some exemplary venison for the Ewing.

Considering our location there could be only one choice for pudding; Cambridge Burnt Cream with shortbread biscuits and a glass of something sticky. Those with a sweet tooth may also be tempted with the rest of their desert  their selection, including crumble, trifle and home-made arctic roll.

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While writing up our cross-country American adventures, our stop in Chicago seemed to get rather  forgotton. Here were a few of the (many) best bits:

We headed to Carson's in River North for the Ewing's birthday. Serendipitously Carson's has been around since 1977, exactly as long as the Ewing (sorry, Darling), and they both seem to be wearing pretty well. Carson's specialises in baby back ribs, as well as serving brisket, pork chops and chicken, smoked low and slow in a hickory wood-burning pit. As it says on the menu - 'no boiling, no marinade, no rubs or tenderisers, no liquid smoke, NOT 'fall-off-the-bone'. Real, authentic slow-cooked barbecue'.

The Ewing and I both ordered the half rack of ribs, served with coleslaw and a choice of side; in our case their famous potatoes au gratin (spuds sliced and served with vast amounts of cheddar and cream). Ribs were good; smoky, sweet, a little chewy. The potatoes took years from my life but I like to think I added a couple of months back by eating all my veg in the form of the tangy coleslaw. They also have a surprisingly decent beer menu; my pint of Three Floyd's Alpha King went down very nicely. 

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The infamous Chicago style dog 'dragged through the garden'. Chi Town weiners come served on a poppy seed bun and traditionally garnished with a luminous green relish, ball park mustard, sport peppers celery salt and a wedge of fresh tomato. Absolutely no ketchup allowed. We washed these down with Old Style beer, while watching the Cubs loose at Wrigley field on a Saturday afternoon. The quintessential American experience.

The first memorable breakfast in this round up was at Chicago's Lou Mitchell's; a classic diner, found at the start of Route 66, that's been serving breakfasts to the masses for over 85 years and where baskets of warm donut holes and packets of Milk Duds are still handed out to the lines of patrons eagerly waiting to get inside and enjoy the vast array of pastries, cakes, eggs and cereals.

On our early morning visit we enjoyed endless cups of coffee and a great, old fashioned, fresh fruit salad, followed by malted pecan waffles and ethereal banana pancakes served with crispy bacon and jugs of maple syrup. Just the sustenance we needed before our 52 hour train trip all the way to San Francisco.

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The second breakfast; a perfect British fry up. We enjoyed this at Greendale's Farm Shop and Cafe in Devon, and it proved just the ticket after four days of partying hard down in Exeter. While it was a shame they had run out of hogs pudding (a West Country speciality), I still enjoyed some of the best black pudding I have eaten. Never was a plate of food and pot of tea so warmly welcomed. (If you were wondering, the Ewing ate her breakfast plus my unwanted fried eggs on two rounds of toast. An impressive effort.)

No summer would be complete without one of the Ewing's celebrated swiss rolls. This year her fluffy whisked sponge had been stuffed with lemon curd and home made limoncello-spiked cream, before being rolled up and finished with a crunchy sugar coating. Boozy, rich and sticky and too good not to have a second slice.

The world's greatest cake-maker being introduced to Mary Berry. Joking aside, this exciting meeting came about as the Ewing was helping to coordinate a local library volunteer event and the lovely Mary came to give a talk and present the awards. Although she seemed immune to the charms of all the baked goods on offer (I suppose there is too much of a good thing), I did feel rather proud as Ewing's victoria sponge was the first cake to be polished off.

While I blogged about the pasta on our tour of Tuscany, Marche, Umbria and San Marino there was plenty more to write home about in this charming corner of Italy. 

Contender for the one of the best things I ate this year was this rather modest looking scoop of pistachio gelato from Cafe Italia in Cagli. The kindly chap serving us pointed out the flavours that had been freshly churned that morning (all ably translated by our friend, Marinella) before we sat and ate our ice creams and drank our espresso in the shade of the town square. Maybe it was the heat, maybe we were soaking up the Italian gioia di vivere, but never has the simple trinity of frozen milk, sugar and nuts tasted so good.

Another speciality of the Umbria/Marche region is the the black truffle. During our trip we enjoyed them with shaved on pasta and beef carpaccio; studded through cheese and salami; and infused in wild honey. I was in my element when we found this shop selling local treats in the charming town of Gubbio, and I still have a jar of gloriously funky truffle paste, ready to slather over crostini or roast chicken, waiting in the cupboard.

During our trip we made the drive over to Fano; firstly to ogle the impossibly bronzed and beautiful Italian holiday makers, slowly baking in huge rows all across the beach; and secondly to sample the Brodetto di Fanese, the local interpretation of an Adriatic fish stew. Our waiter did patiently explain everything that was in it, including monkfish, mussels and mullet, but while the finer points have been lost to the midst of Frascati and too much sun, I do still remember was how good it tasted. There can be little more pleasing than sitting eating the day's catch as the fishermen were still mooring their boats metres in front of us.

We finished with a Moretta, a type of  cafe corretto, or 'corrected' coffee which the local fisherman would use to fortify themselves on cold mornings. Consisting of a sweetened ristretto fortified with brandy, rum, aniseed liquer and a twist lemon peel, which makes you wonder how they landed any fish at all. Bloody good, though.

Another Marche speciality is agnello scottadito or finger burning lamb chops. Cooked on an open fire, they're so named as they're so tasty people can't wait for them to cool down before tucking in. They featured on the menu at Ristaronte Maria - a gem of a place up in the mountains, where we stopped for our last lunch - alongside these tiny mutton kebabs with bitter wild greens. Served pink, they were impossibly tender and full-flavoured, with just the right charred fat to meat ratio and a sprinkling of salt and lemon. Simple perfection.

And to finish our trip, a glass of icy cold campari and soda enjoyed on our terrace, complete with stunning views out across the Appenine Mountains. Salute!

In October we took a trip to Wales, via the West Country, and ate lots of ice cream on the way. 

First up the 'ice cream from an Airstream', made by Harriet's Jolly Nice and served at Westonbirt Arboretum. We picked a  double scoop of Westonbirt Damson and Herefordshire Victoria Plum, seen here teetering precariously atop its cone. To be honest, I'm not really sure which was which, but both were lovely. The top scoop was light and refreshing, more like a sorbet than an ice cream, while the bottom scoop was rich and almost cream cheese-like in flavour.

Wales has a, rather surprisingly, strong ice cream heritage thanks to the influx of Italian immigrants that moved to the area from as early as the 18 century who soon began opening cafes, ice cream parlours and fish and chip shops. Two of the best known purveyors of frozen deserts in South Wales are Verdi's and Joe's, both of whom have branches in the Mumbles. 

Our first port of call was Verdi's, where I chose a  DIY sundae consisting of scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, hot chocolate fudge sauce, mini marshmallows and a sugar wafer. While this was good (smother anything in marshmallow and chocolate and it would be hard to refuse), the coffee and stunning views were better.

A brisk walk along the Mumbles seafront and we were ready for our second ice cream of the afternoon. While the surrounding may not be as aesthetically pleasing (the outdoor table we sat at faced on to the Mumbles Road) the place was packed with pensioners and school kids all happily tucking in to cones and coffee.

I was tempted by another marshmallow and chocolate sundae, to compare with Verdi's effort earlier, but in the end I couldn't turn down a scoop of the intriguing-sounding Welsh cake. This was right up there with Cafe Italia as my scoop of the year. A rich, spicy nutmeg and cinnamon ice, studded with juicy raisins. A scoop or two of this on a warm Welsh cake would be a very fine thing indeed.

Or final stop was Shepherd's in Hay on Wye. A beautiful, old fashioned parlour that specialises in, as you may have gleaned from the name, sheep's milk ice creams. After dutifully eating our pannini and soup, alongside a couple of well made macchiatos, we made sure to leave enough room to sample a scoop or two. 

As it was the day before my birthday, I decided to celebrate with a slice of their homemade ice cream cake; stripy layers of hazelnut, chocolate and vanilla ice cream on a sponge base, all doused in whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Worth getting another year older for. The Ewing's choice was slightly more refined; two scoops of sheep's milk ice in the intriguing, and delicious, blackcurrant and liquorice, and amaretti and marsala flavours.

What better way to end the year with yet more cake. This time it was Dorset apple, one of my favourites.  The first slice was eaten on Weymouth Harbour; a well deserved breakfast after missing our original hotel breakfast as the Ewing was 'struggling' somewhat after the merriment of the night before. Clotted cream crowned the weekend's excesses.

The second slice was eagerly consumed after a very wet and windy Boxing Day family walk on Burton Bradstock Beach (just down from the more famous Chesil, scene of some very tedious, but not yet forgotten, pebble measuring on my school geography field trip). This time there wasn't a tape measure in sight, just a slice of this, rich with fruit and spice and with a crunchy sugar crumble topping, and a cup of hot tea. 

After all the year's far-flung excesses it's cheering to remember that sometimes the simple things in life are still the best.


Ramen Round-Up

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Ramen; the next big thing (although it's taken me so long to actually get around and finish this post we've probably all moved on to horse burgers, or something....)

It isn't an exaggeration to say the Japanese are fairly obsessed by bowlfuls of the slippery things. For the uninitiated who haven't yet managed to hang around Tokyo's Shomben Yokocho while slurping soup, or make a visit to the ramen museum in Yokahama, there are, broadly, four types of ramen noodle soup base: Shio (salt), Tonkotsu (pork bone), Shōyu (soy sauce) and, relative newcomer, Miso (fermented soybeans). 

There are countless different permutations of both noodle, toppings and soup available, but the main player shaking up these shores is Tonkotsu; forget your refined French consommes, this bad boy is made by  boiling pork bones, fat, and collagen over high heat for many hours, and which creates a milky and unctuous broth of great depth and piggy flavour. Many restaurants may blend the pork broth with  vegetable or chicken stock, or soy sauce for a lighter finish.

Taking all my new found ramen knowledge - mainly from watching the Ramen Girl and browsing Wikipedia - I set out to trawl London Town, and beyond, to try the finest ramen (or not) available.

Our first visit was to Shoryu on Picadilly. I had planned an early lunch stop as we were  in town for steak at Mash later that evening. It also mean we could take advantage of their 50% opening discount. Clearly several others had had the same idea and there was already a queue snaking up the road when we arrived. No matter, we were well wrapped up from the autumn chill and had the sobering entertainment of the Remembrance Day parade passing up Piccadilly to distract us while we waited.

Very soon we made it through the double curtain and were butting up with our neighbours (all of the venues can kindly best be described as 'bijou'). As they were still waiting for their alcohol licence, beers were BYO (from the Japan Centre across the road). I enjoyed a pot of  barley tea, while the Ewing had a matcha green tea.

There were no sides yet available on our visit - they have since added a section to the menu, including fried chicken; sashimi; yuzu wasabi and tomato; and seasoned pollock roe - which was no bad thing thing as the Ewing was already having enough trouble deciding what noodles to order.

I had no such problems, chosing a bowl of the wasabi tonkotsu; This, I must say, was a mini revolution. The broth was good (porky, a little funky) the wasabi provided some poke and there was plenty of fragrant toasted nori, crunchy beansprouts and slippery wood ear mushrooms, but the real winner was the noodles.

This wasn't a Proustian moment (who would want to recall the claggy Super Noodles and the watery disappointment of the favourite pot snacks of my youth), but more the realisation that ramen could be this good. I always find it rather lovely when something quietly exceeds your expectations. Maybe it's because I wasn't expecting to enjoy them so much, maybe they really were an exceptional batch of perfectly cooked noodles, maybe I just have an unsophisticated palate that would be happy to chow down any thing that isn't stuck together and covered in MSG spiked gloop.

Whatever the reason I very much enjoyed my ramen at Shoryu, although I can't attest for those around me who had to bear witness to the napkin stuck in shirt and red-faced slurping as I hoovered up my lunch.

The Ewing chose the Sapporo Miso, a miso broth base topped with bbq pork, beansprouts and corn. This is a traditional Sapporo style soup with a deep, slightly sweet, sesame-scented broth that was very rich and  perfect for the frigid weather outside.

From looking at the website there have been several menu tweaks since our early visit - as well as the selection of sides, each bowl of noodles now comes with nitamago (boiled egg) as standard. There is also a decent list of cocktails (wasabi martini, anyone?), shochu and sake available, and the addition of some new noodle choices; including an intriguing  'Fire and Ice' Salmon Tsukemen with cold noodlesand hot broth.

Shoryu on Urbanspoon


The next stop on the ramen tour was Tonkotsu, a dark little noodle den on Dean Street where you can watch the chefs working their wares in the window. I dragged along my forlorn friend Stealth for lunch, figuring if I was going to dispense some sage relationship advice then I might as well be enjoying a bowlful of noodles while doing so.

As Stealth was off the wagon again, we celebrated with pints of Asahi and bottles of 8 Ball, a bold and hoppy rye IPA from the Beavertown Brewery in Hackney that went rather nicely with all the fat and spice.

To start we tried some decent, if unmemorable, pork gyoza, crisply fried until they stuck together as one, and requiring some deft chopstick action to prise apart. Five is always seems an awkward number for sharing, but Stealth's talkativeness, combined with my nodding sympathetically at the right moments, meant I did rather well when they came to be divided. (I am a caring friend, really.)

My tonkotsu; pork stock, pork belly and thin noodles, was good. The broth may have been even deeper and funkier than Shoyru, but I wasn't quite as impressed by the noodles (maybe I was already becoming blasé to their simple charms). Where they certainly topped my first bowl, however, was with the pork belly, whose magnificent fatty depth and richness stayed in my mind, and on my lips, long after the last few slurps of stock had been dispatched.

The Tokyo Spicy (not really very spicy at all), was sampled by Stealth (they only offer three types of ramen at Tonkotsu, with a veggie option completing the trilogy). Here pulled chilli pork joined medium thick noodles in a clear pork and chicken broth. I found this a little lacklustre after my bowl of artery-clogging magnificence, but it had a lovely clean freshness that probably made it more suitable as a lunchtime repast if you still had to stagger back to the office for the afternoon.

Tonkotsu on Urbanspoon

Bone Daddies was our final London ramen stop; we finally managed to get there for lunch on New Year's Eve. Prising the Ewing out of bed (reasonably) early on our day off turned out to be a good call, as we arrived to find no queue outside and managed to bag a table with a little extra leeway for our assorted coats, bags and scarves.

The Ewing's cocktail and my pint of Ashai Super Creamy, the only place this stuff is available in the UK. Yes, even the beer is hip in this place. I'm not sure I really noticed the difference, but a cold, crisp lager, condensation beading the glass, is never going to be a bad thing.

The house made pickle selection made the perfect pre-noodle snack, and were great value at three quid  for the lot. I particularly enjoyed the sweet and sour pop from the mango and the fermented funk of the kimchi.

Their soft shell crab is already becoming the stuff of legend, and based on this example it's not hard to see why.  Crisp and greaseless crustacean with a green chilli ginger dip (which I found a little fierce with the delicate meat). My only complaint would be that, with three pieces per portion, I had to relinquish the extra morsel to the crab loving Ewing.

I think I liked the look of the Bone Daddies tonkotsu the best of all. Generous pieces of pork belly strewn crispy garlic, black garlic oil and a whole Cotswold Legbar egg with a yolk of such fluorescence I almost felt compelled to sample it (in the end the Ewing managed to eat three of the halves, leaving a very lonely piece rolling about on a side plate). Overall it was lovely, although I didn't quite have the epiphany I had experienced with elements of the previous two bowls

The Ewing's T22 with extra fat pipette. I have to confess I don't actually remember trying any of this at all (apart from some stray cock scratchings, which were great). What I can tell you is that was all slurped up without too much trouble. There's even a bit of greenery thrown in, to reinforce the feeling that great bowls of steaming noodles are actually doing your body, and not just your soul, some good. (Conveniently ignoring the the fact it's been doused in a slick of extra fat.)

Bone Daddies on Urbanspoon

The final 'litmus' ramen was sampled at my local Yo Sushi! Many moons ago, when I was attempting to court the Ewing, we would come here for their cheap sushi Blue Mondays, spending the money we had saved on raw fish on sake. Truth be told, I can't remember much about the food, but I do know it was hard to stay upright on your stool after the second bottle.

When I saw that Yo! was doing their own version of the Chinese/Japanese hybrid - complete with the strapline 'Ramen vs Hunger: Ramen wins! - I thought it would be only fair to try them, hoping it would offer a passable urban alternative to the soups of Central Soho. So, with both Stealth and the Ewing by my side for support, we visited to make our comparisons.

My bowl of pork ramen; I don't really want to dwell on the noodles here too much, other than to say that, in our case, hunger definitely won. The stock was strangely sweet and insipid  the yolk of the egg (hidden behind the spoon) was ringed with grey and rock hard and the huge pile seaweed tasted and smelt like the rotting detritus that washes up on the beach after a storm. As a plus point my pork was vaguely, edible, although the Stealth's star anise beef was like chewing a mouthful of Liquorice Allsort-scented sawdust.

Everything in the bowl was faintly comical in its ineptitude and in-edibility. To be fair they seemed very keen to hear our opinions, and we were asked if everything was OK several times (including at one point when I was trying to discretely spit a mouthful of the green gunge into a napkin.) Of course, being British, we smiled and said yes. Maybe we should have said something, but, honestly it seemed about as pointless as complaining the sun sets in the West. This bowl of ramen was so far removed from the other efforts that it was DOA, and there was nothing the waiters or chefs could have done to salvage things.

Although I wasn't remotely surprised that this effort bore no resemblance to the previous three bowls, I was slightly sad it was so awful. Ten or eleven quid may seem a lot for a bowl of soup, but at least you can appreciate the the time, care, and animals that gave their lives to provide such deep and quivering stock, finished off with delicate and well balanced toppings. These bowls cost a cynical £7/8 each for a watery mulch that was only seasoned by my silent tears as I tried to force it down.

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So, what can we surmise? I really like the noodles at Shoryu, the pork belly at Tonkotsu and the cock scratchings at Bone Daddies, and would prefer to feast on the congealed remnants of a Bombay Bad Boy than anything ramen-based originating in Yo Sushi's kitchens.

Overall, I was surprised by the subtle variations with each bowl of tonkotsu I tried, and also by how much I enjoyed eating them all. A visit to any of the first three restaurants would result in deep soup satisfaction for small amounts of cash. And as for the efforts of the fourth, to me it felt  more like an impasta*. 

(*Apologies, there are no excuses for that last 'joke', terrible noodles or not.) 

Steak & Ale Stew with Stilton Dumplings

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Not much I can really say about this recipe; the smell of chuck steak and ale, fortified with sweet carrots, onions and a handful of creamy barley, bubbling slowly away at the back of the stove would surely cheer all but the hardest heart in the depths of midwinter.

Of course, you can't have a proper stew without dumplings. Fluffy little orbs of dough poached in the steam of the stew, the bottoms soaking up all the juices, the tops forming the perfect crust. The only meal that was ever guaranteed to unite the whole family when I was growing up was my mum's lamb stew. Lamb neck, barley, carrots and dumplings. Eating it was akin to cuddling under a blanket with your fluffy pyjamas on while hugging a hot water bottle; truly the very best comfort food.

To really guild the lily I have added some crumbled Stilton, still hanging around from Christmas, to the mix. A great combination; the well hung beef perfectly echoes the funky notes of the blue cheese. Even the Ewing - who has previously stated she only likes our friend Stealth's dumpling's, cause of much consternation on my behalf - thoroughly enjoyed these fluffy and cheesy balls of joy. If you don't fancy Stilton then a handful of chopped parsley added to the dough  provides a bright, iron-rich edge. You could also consider adding a handful of chopped walnuts, with or without the cheese, for a lovely nutty crunch.

Of course it's petty hard to mess up a simple casserole, so feel free to modify with your own favourite ingredients. Red wine always makes a good cooking medium, as does beef or vegetable stock. Chunks of parsnip, turnip and/or potatoes can take the place of the barley, and if you're really carb-loading in this snowy weather then serve with extra root veg mashed with plenty of butter and pepper.

Steak & Ale Stew with Stilton Dumplings
serves 6

1kg chuck steak, cubed
2 onions, sliced
3 carrots, peeled and diced
3 stalks of celery, diced
1 (500ml) bottle of ale or stock
100g pearl barley or soup mix
Seasoned flour, for dusting
A few sprigs of thyme
Salt and black pepper

For the dumplings -
175g self raising flour
75g suet (vegetable is fine)
100g Stilton, or other blue cheese, cubed
2tbsp Parsley, finely chopped (optional)
Cold water to bind

Dust the beef lightly in seasoned flour and brown in a hot frying pan.
Slowly sweat the carrots, celery and onion in a casserrole with some light olive oil until softened.
Add the beef, ale, salt, pepper and thyme to the vegetable and bring to a simmer the place in the preheated oven and cook for about and hour and a half.
Add the barley, gently stir and continue cooking until the grains are soft and creamy and the beef is tender.

Meanwhile, make the dumplings. In a bowl mix together the flour, suet, Stilton and parsley.
Make a well in the centre. Add water a little at a time water stirring until the mixture forms a forms a soft dough. Lightly wet your hands and shape the dough into small dumplings.
When the stew is nearly ready add the dumplings, replace the lid and poach for about 20 minutes until the dumplings have risen.
To finish remove the lid and cook for another ten minutes, or until the dumplings are lightly golden.


Santa Maria, Ealing

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I heart the Ewing; not only does she patiently pick up socks, wash up pots and generally clear a path through my mess so I can still find a way to the sofa, but she's also become very accepting of my random requests. I also heart pizza and after waking up early one Sunday a few weeks ago and announcing that I had a craving that only driving over to Ealing for a Neapolitan pie would fix, she merely briefly opened her eyes and grunted in agreement, before turning over for another half an hour's kip.

Now, she could have politely and reasonably suggested that there were many nearer and more convenient places to pick up a pizza - at least seven or eight places well within walking distance of our house - but, luckily, she now knows better than to question any crazy ideas when they pertain to my lunch. And while yes, I could have had my pick of the local joints, with their Hawaiian deep dishes and generic chain pies, my cravings for a decent post Christmas pizza meant they were just not going to cut it. 

And so it came to be that we were hanging around on a misty Ealing Broadway waiting for Santa Maria to open at Midday - For anyone with time to kill, the Red Lion pub next door is well worth a visit. Sited opposite the Ealing Studios it became known as Stage Six during the heyday of the famous comedies and was frequented by the likes of Alec Guinness, Sid James and Peter Sellers. Inside there are posters and film stills adorning the walls, as well as a decent pint of Fullers ale to be had from the bar.

And so back to the Pizza. This tiny Neapolitan style joint was voted London's best pizza by Time Out in 2010, and still regularly crops up in all the best of London's pizza lists. Despite it's huge popularity it's only a tiny place (although they have recently opened a second branch, Sacro Cuore, in Kensal Rise), and I didn't want to miss out nabbing one of the half dozen tables.

Luckily there was no one in West London feeling quite as mad as I was that morning, and we made it first through the doors. The wood fired oven was already cheerfully blazing away, and it wasn't long before we had a glass of the house red and a cold bottle of Peroni in hand, helping make the choice of which toppings to pick that little bit easier.

In truth I didn't need much helping, quickly plumping for the San Giuseppe which comes topped with smoked mozzarella, Neapolitan sausage, friarielli (wild broccoli) and chilli flakes. This was truly a triumph. The bitter greens had been softened in olive oil and strewn between chunks of peppery pork and smoky mozzarella, before being fired in the oven for just long enough to char the crust and melt the cheese into milky pools. The cornicione was puffy, slightly scorched and crisp while the middle was good and chewy. The perfect balance. 

There was really nothing more I could have asked for in a pizza, other than a second one to takeaway and eat cold for breakfast the next morning.

The Ewing chose the Sant'Anna, with Tomato sauce, Italian mozzarella, prosciutto cotto, artichokes and black olives; a good combination of flavours with tiny bitter olives and sweet mozzarella, but the ham came as pink matchsticks and the artichokes were a rather alarming hue. The real problem was the choice of toppings, combined with the Marzano tomato sauce and rapid cooking time made for a crispy outer crust but a slightly soggy bottom at the centre of the pie. (Neopolitan pizzas are traditionally notably less crisp throughout than their Roman bretheren.) 

I didn't mind this much, finding the whole thing a sloppy, messy joy, even if it was a little hard to eat, but the Ewing would have preferred something a little crisper in the middle.

Puddings are a choice between ice cream and sorbets from the celebrated Oddono's, or home made tiramisu. I made sure to leave enough room for a scoop of Sicilian pistachio, before the Ewing and the waitress conspired together and persuaded me to add an extra scoop of chocolate. Both were great, but the pistachio was particularly fine; smooth, milky and mined with sweet chunks of nut.

The Ewing's, delightfully retro looking, tiramisu was frothy and light, but missed that boozy punch that would have lifted up towards the Premier League of puddings. However this family friendly version did leave her mostly satisfied (she also kindly offered to 'help' me polish off the rest of my chocolate ice cream).

While it may not be East Naples this is certainly the best pizza in Ealing, and, indeed, perhaps a long way beyond. Visiting at a quiet time, as we did, there were no issues with cramped seating or harried staff, just sweet and efficient service and great, simple food and drink that fell well within the twenty pounds a head remit for two courses, including salad, drinks and service.

These pies are the real deal; I have eaten plenty of pizzas in many different styles throughout my years, and, although I haven't met many I didn't like, I'm still dreaming of Santa Maria's chewy, smoky-crusted beauties ever since our visit. Anyone living in the vicinity of W5, then lucky you as Santa Maria also do takeout ; for everyone else it's well worth heading West to grab yourself a slice of the action.

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Paddington Bear Ice Cream

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Me and marmalade have a rather brief history. My Dad used to enjoy his toast slathered in Roses Lime marmalade, in its distinctive mottled glass jar that used to sit, glowing like Kryptonite, on the top shelf in the kitchen; but I always shunned the bitter and bitty stuff, far preferring the savoury tang of Bovril (or Marmite at a push). But, after seeing two magnificent looking ices in quick succession - Nigel Slater's Marmalade and Chocolate Chip and Ginger's Emporium Marmalade and Toast - suddenly orange preserve-flavoured frozen deserts were all that I could think about.

To be honest, I'm still not really what you might call a fan, but as I've got older I've started to warm to the charms of a dark rough cut Seville marmalade, with it's smoky chunks of peel and slightly acerbic edge. (I'm still not convinced by the tooth-achingly sweet and  fluorescent orange stuff, with a one dimensional flavour reminiscent of melted ice lollies, though.) But, when the piquant citrus is tempered with the blandness of thick, sweet cream and chunks of crisp sugared breadcrumbs, suddenly it all begins to make sense.

As it's still Seville orange season, for those of us who are organised enough this makes a great use for any homemade preserves. Dark Marmalade also makes one of the greatest steamed sponge toppings, as well as a very good addition to the fabulous Breakfast Martini; a gin based cocktail with orange liqueur and lemon juice. But I digress...

While I'm not quite sure this would satisfy the small bear from Peru, who is rather partial to a  marmalade sandwich or two and for which this ice cream is named, it certainly satisfied my citrus craving. A little splash of whisky also goes very nicely with the bitter orange. Try and keep a steady hand, though. Too much booze, plus a high sugar content from the preserve and crumbs may stop the ice cream freezing properly.

As the the Ginger's Emporium Melt Cookbook isn't out until April, then I improvised and used my beloved Ben and Jerry's sweet cream base, just mixing in the marmalade, whisky and buttery, well toasted crumbs and churning in my trusty ice cream maker. If you wanted to incorporate a dark chocolate element, as per Nigel's recipe, then I would make the ice cream as below, leaving out the breadcrumbs but adding 70g of finely chopped dark chocolate just before the ice cream has finished churning.

Seville Marmalade Sandwich Ice Cream

1/2 cup chunky white breadcrumbs
1/4 cup brown sugar
Large knob of butter

2 large eggs
1/2 cup caster sugar
2 cups heavy or whipping cream
1 cup milk
3 heaped tablespoons of Seville marmalade
Splash of whisky

For the crumbs
Melt the butter in a small frying pan.
Add the Breadcrumbs and sugar and cook gently until the crumbs are toasted and golden and the sugar is nicely caramelised.
Remove breadcrumbs and allow to cool

For the ice cream
Whisk the eggs and sugar in a mixing bowl until light and fluffy. Add the cream and milk then continue to whisk until completely incorporated. 
Stir in the marmalade, whiskey and breadcrumbs and mix thoroughly. 
Place mixture in the fridge and chill for a few hours or overnight.
Churn chilled mixture in an ice cream maker as per manufacturer's instructions.
Serve immediately, or place in a lidded plastic container and freeze until required.


Brick Lane: Lamb Chops and Lox

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As Johnson famously said, 'when a man is tired of London he is tired of life', and while I would find it very hard to become jaded to my hometown's charms, I find myself heading back to familiar central haunts; Soho for dinner, the West End for some razzle dazzle, maybe the South Bank for a walk at the weekend. Sometimes the lazy days of browsing record shops in Notting Hill, buying patchouli in Camden Lock, picnics at Kew Gardens, or traipsing to gigs in the wilds of Brixton or Kilburn seem an awfully long time ago. 

In order to get right into the nooks and crannies of this city I love I devised a mission for the forthcoming months, ably assisted by the Ewing and Stealth, to dust down my trusty A-Z and get out and see some more, less familiar, corners of this glorious city; starting with a Saturday in the East End. 

First up was a lunch of our national dish; curry. While the merchants on Brick Lane pedal their wares to unsuspecting tourists, everybody in the know knows that the best place for Indian food is Tayyabs. And I mean everybody. Located down a grimy sidestreet in Whitechapel, this Punjabi hotspot, first opened in 1972, may be one of the worst kept secrets in London. The famed queues at the weekend (and most weeknights, too) spill out down the street, reservations or not. The only saving grace seeming to be the enticing scent of sizzling meat that perfumes the air, and starting on the BYO six pack that they charge no corkage fee for as you wait to finally make it through the door.

As good as the food is purported to be there are also small grumbles about the cramped environs (despite expanding to three floors of the original building) and rushed service, but choosing a late Saturday lunchtime proved to be a wise move, as we were soon lead down to a nearly empty (it soon rapuidly filled up), spacious basement dining area, and swiftly given poppudums, chutney, and a bottle opener for our Cobras. So far so good.

We started with a sizzling platter of the infamous chops; manna for a lamb-loving carnivore like myself and comprising of the perfect ratio of spice, fat, meat and char. The long bones meant plenty of gnawing potential and proved a sticky, smoky, and justly celebrated delight. Although I managed to bag the extra fourth cutlet in our portion, I could have eaten a whole rack of these beauties without trouble.

The Ewing also ordered a portion of decent Tikka Paneer, the crispy, spiced exterior giving way nicely to the mild and milky, squeaky-cheese centre.

Stealth ably modelling our dish of Karahi Keema, a delicious mess of spiced lamb mince and sweet green peas. This was one of my Mum's signature dishes whenever she cooked Indian food when I was growing up, and eating it always makes me feel warm and nostalgic inside, especially a version as good as this.

We also sampled another highly lauded dish, the austere sounding Dry Meat; rather a misnomer as the fiery beef curry that arrived was rich and moist, containing chunks of meat of melting tenderness and a hefty spice kick. The Ewing also chose the Karahi Prawn, a speciality only served on Saturdays that featured perfectly succulent shrimps in a light and sweetish sauce, cut through with a lemon-y zing.

Veg came in the form of Dhal Baingun; smoky, soft baby aubergine served with creamy, sticky yellow lentils and Methi Aloo Gajar; a dish rich and earthy dish carrots, potatoes and fenugreek leaves. I love Indian vegetable based dishes, and these did nothing to change my mind. Absolutely spot on. I was only sad that we couldn't manage to sample some of the spiced pumpkin, Tinda Masala as well.

Foregoing rice for bread also proved a good choice; the puffed up, sesame studded peshwari and buttery plain naans made the perfect vehicles for scooping and mopping every last scrap of sauce from our plates.

To finish the Ewing ordered a banana lassi; a frosty metal beaker of frothy goodness, balancing the cooling tang of the yoghurt with the sweetness of the fruit. Chuck in a couple of the obligatory chocolate mints, some very sweet and efficient service, a pleasing slight bill (coming well within the £20 budget) and it made the perfect ending to a laudable lunch.

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Staggering from the restaurant and across the Whitechapel Road, we decided to have a quick mosey about before retiring for an afternoon nap. The last time I was hanging out with the cool kids in this part of Shoreditch it was on a pub crawl for the Ewing's birthday. A lovely, if blurry, evening that ended up with the obligatory late night beigel, and I couldn't imagine coming to this part of town without a visit to the famous bakers of Brick Lane.

This place is wonderful. Crammed to the rafters on a Saturday afternoon with locals and tourists alike, all eagerly queuing for their platzels, strudel and rye bread. While waiting in line I got a great view of the inner-workings of the place, and could have happily stayed all day watching the two guys in the kitchen churning out trays of bread and rolls while swathed in a fug of steam from the cauldrons of boiling beigels at the back.

We chose a trio of treats each to take home for later; a smoked salmon beigel with a schmear of cream cheese - the proper full fat stuff, no messing here - a salt beef beigel with punchy English mustard, and a generous slice of their baked cheesecake. 

The beigels were perfect; nicely sized, endearingly wonky  and generously filled. They possessed a chewy, dense crumb and faint sweetness that married perfectly with the salt beef, carved in thick, pink slices and so good I felt instantly sad after the last mouthful. The salmon filling was simply perfect; rich and smoky fish, perfectly complimented by the cool cream cheese. The cheesecake was as reliably brilliant as I remembered it, too, the rich and wobbly lactic topping and crumbly pastry base making a fitting finale to our feast.

We also picked up a loaf of freshly baked chola and a loaf of black bread to take away. The spiral of soft, sweet chola bread with its sticky glaze demanded little more than to be enjoyed in thick slices with a little extra butter, but also makes an awesome (if entirely unkosher) smoked bacon and ketchup sandwich.

The black bread certainly lives up to its moniker. The crackling charcoal crust making way to a sinister-looking crumb, deeply perfumed with the anise-scent of caraway seeds. A serious loaf with a bitter edge that is perfectly complimented by topping with corned beef and pickle or pickled herring and cream cheese.

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Although, in my heart, I'm still resolutely a West End girl, there is much to be said for the charms of the East. It's an endlessly fascinating corner of town that, despite the (still not without much controversy) regeneration and gentrification that has taken place over the last decade, juxtaposes great wealth with real deprivation. 

Walking these streets provides truly fascinating, vibrant and constantly changing cross-section of human life, with plenty of fabulous places for food and drink along the way. From the Truman Brewery, via the ultra-hip Boxpark and Spitalfields Market, right up to the to the Vietnamese restaurants that line the Kingsland Road. 

'Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London... for there is in London all that life can afford."

Dosa World, Bournemouth

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There can be few more satisfying things than clocking off from work early on a Friday and heralding the start of a long weekend with copious amounts of curry and lager. This weekend was no different; while we may have exchanged our local Chiltern-based Kashmiri eatery for the exotic South Indian delights of Bournemouth's Dosa World, save from a little tail back on the M4 and a few quibbles on the journey down, we were just as excited about getting a bit of spice in our lives.

This must surely rate as one of the least auspicious entries (certainly outside London) in the Good Food Guide. While the rest of the Dorset chapter seems to feature fancy hotel restaurants, gastropubs and posh beach-based eateries, Dosa World is a no frills strip lit cafe on a rather unlovable stretch of the Christchurch Road. 

Luckily we hadn't been put off by the unforgiving neon glare, sparse interior or reports of maddeningly slow service (which proved to be mostly true, but was made up for with warmth and charm) and were soon nursing large bottles of very cheap and very cold Kingfisher (the Sri Lankan, Lion Lager was sadly out of stock).

From the huge, and slightly bewildering, menu, we decided to start with the Gobi 65; a veggie version of the famous Sri Lankan Chicken dish, featuring small florets of cauliflower fried in an alarmingly bright, but rather moreish batter, and sprinkled with spices, raw onion and fresh lemon. This was quickly followed by the Nethili Fish Fry, delicious little bone-in anchovies strewn with sweet cooked onions. Piping hot, fresh and zingy, both dishes made the the perfect beer snack to whet our appetites.

For mains the Ewing chose the innocuous sounding Kerala Fish Curry while I chose the Chettinadu Mutton. I love mutton and this didn't let me down; rich chunks of meat on the bone in a glorious tomato and onion spiked gravy, with just the right smack of chilli heat. Pieces of buttery light Veechu Parota , a traditional Sri Lankan bread, made the perfect vehicle to greedily transport the remaining sauce to my mouth.

It was only as I paused for breath after the final mouthful of meat that I realised the Ewing had gone rather quiet, save for the odd spluttering sound. Now, I'm used to her regularly proclaiming, 'it's burny on my tongue' (a deliberate misquote of the great Ralph Wiggum) when there's the merest hint of  capsaicin in her dinner, but, having tried some for myself, I can confirm it was hotter than the concentric circles of hell itself.

So hot in fact that after, foolishly, going back for a second helping it rendered me temporarily deaf in one ear. Not brilliant when you only have one half of a pair functioning in the first place. Much sweating, eye watering and spluttering later, I can confirm the plentiful pieces of meaty king fish steak in the full flavoured, thin coconut-y gravy were worth the searing pain and momentary loss of senses. While suffering over your dinner isn't everyone's idea of fun, this food wasn't just all mouth and no trousers; there was real flavour and flair amongst all the searing heat, too.

Luckily the Chicken masala dosa was a little more mild mannered. A delicate and crisp Indian style crepe that proved a welcome respite from the searing heat, especially when combined with the cooling, fresh coconut chutney. Peeking inside revealed a generous amount of delicately spiced potato and meat filling, and it was also served with a strange, sweet orange relish, which tasted more like a microwave tikka sauce, and some, rather nicer, daal and mixed vegetables.

The Ewing rounded the evening off with a, much needed, cooling mango milkshake. Sweet and soporific, it was a little too sickly for me, but it successfully soothed one burnt tongue.

Dosa World is a little gem in a sea of chain pubs and chicken shops. While it may not be fast and it may not be flashy, it is authentic, tasty food that's all freshly cooked to order. With a table overladen with food and a couple of beers each, we still struggled to spend twenty quid a head; top value, and it would be even cheaper if you visit for one of their bargain lunchtime specials. 

So lucky Dorset dwellers, forget your bargain bucket and get down here for a real meal deal. 

Square and Compass, Worth Matravers

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Although the drizzle, dark winter nights, and the time I seem to spend stuck on the M25 may sometime get me down, I do still love this Sceptred Isle. While the idea of Old England may seem like rose tinted nostalgia, the prospect of walking through a beech forest in autumn, or a bluebell wood in the spring - or knowing that your only two hours on the Eurostar from some Continental chic when it all gets too much - means I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

One of my very favourite corners of this green and pleasant land is the Isle of Purbeck, a glorious part of Dorset that includes such delights as Swanage, Studland Bay, Corfe Castle and Poole Harbour. Fortunately we now have a home from home in Bournemouth - originally when my sister lived down there, and now with our friends the lovely ladies, AKA Leo and Jo G - meaning the charms of this little Peninsular are merely a short drive away when we go to visit.

What seems like a very long while ago, Jo promised to take us to 'the pub with the stones', a fabled hostelry she told us served only pies, cider and ale through a small hatch. We spoke about it so often, without ever being organised enough to actually get there, that I sometimes wondered if this mystical place actually existed. Luckily it did, and finally we managed to coordinate a trip to see the ladies where a visit to the Square and Compass would be top of our itinerary.

I recently wrote about the wonderful Royal Standard of England, and the Square and Compass is hewn from the same stone. It's located in Worth Matravers, one of those idyllic picture postcard English villages that seems to be preserved in aspic, complete with the Swanage Steam Railway passing to the north and chocolate box limestone cottages clustered around a duck pond.

The pub itself is perched up upon a hill side, with gorgeous views out to the sea. The roads around are very narrow and winding, but there's a large public car park available to the right as you drive down into the village (or save yourself a couple of quid and try and nab a spot down by the pond). Walkers may feel smug as they can indulge in an extra pint or two, but there's still that hilly hike home to consider, which always seems twice as far when you're inebriated. 

Luckily for us Jo had drawn the short straw and was in charge of ferrying everyone about for the day, so I headed straight for the bar.

Like the Royal Standard, The Square and Compass has a veritable history, dating right back to 1776, and not much seems to have changed. Customers are still served through two small service hatches, separated by a blackboard listing the ciders, including home pressed by the owners, spirits, soft drinks and real ales that are available. 

There was a constant bottleneck of people jostling to chose their tipple of choice and passing condiments up and down the corridor on our visit, so I can only imagine the crush on a busy summer's day. My advice: make your choice and get out the way smartish. Or, even better, do as Leona and the Ewing did, and find someone to do your bidding while you scarper find a spot in one of the pub's rooms or spacious beer garden.

Service was clearly well oiled and ran with a brisk efficiency, despite our accidental attempts to infuriate the barman by requesting additional pasties every time he thought we had finally finished ordering. As well as three different types of pasty (veg, cheese and meat) there were also some exciting looking pies, which we saw both advertised on the board and being eaten by other patrons, but which the barman seemed reluctant to proffer any further information about (probably a deliberate attempt to be rid of us after the third visit to the kitchen to fetch us more pasties).

Whatever you decide on, the baked goods are home cooked every morning and once there gone there gone. So get down here in good time if you don't want to be subsisting solely on crisps and cider (not that I'm sure that idea sounds all bad...).

Taking the opportunity to soak up some of the, seldom seen, winter sun we sat on the stones, admiring this family of wooden deer while the local flock of hens pecked around our feet for company. Should the weather be a little more inclement then there are a warren of cosy rooms inside, complete with wooden benches, flagstone floors, and roaring log fires that are lit on chilly days.

A pint and a pasty in a sunny beer garden overlooking the sea is surely one of life's greatest pleasures. The pasties were piping hot and hefty, with a proper glossy pastry crust cradling the traditional, thinly sliced, potato swede, onion and steak filling. One of the very best examples I have tasted (despite being two county borders from their original home) and needing nothing more than a glass of the local Palmers Copper ale for accompaniment.

Despite a detour past the petrol station on the way down for a much needed crisp and coke stop (Leona had been at her leaving do the night before), our pasties were soon quickly demolished, save for a scattering of errant crumbs on the grass. Luckily there were plenty of spare dogs around happy to hoover up any stray morsels.

It was also a chance for the lovely Jo G to finally make her, long overdue, first proper appearance on the blog. And, as you can see, she was clearly as enamoured with the home made pastry products as I was. Smoking hot, and the pasties were a pretty scalding temperature, too....

If Palaeolithic objects are your bag, then there is an adjoining Museum with 'fossils and local finds' - started by Ray Newman and now curated by his son, and the pub's owner, Charlie -  featuring examples collected from the surrounding Jussrasic Coast area. I did try and offer up these three unwanted artefacts, but sadly they were rejected and had to return home with me.

As if the pub wasn't already popular enough just from slaking the thirst of locals and walkers alike for more than two centuries, they have also gained a reputation for live music in more recent years. It's also the site of a two week stone cutting festival in the summer, a jazz festival in September, the host of a heaviest pumpkin competition in the autumn, and a bottled beer festival to close the year. A truly eclectic mix of English eccentricities are catered for.

There seems little more to say about the Square and Compass, other than a few apt words from Dorset's most famous son, Thomas Hardy: 'Where we are would be Paradise to me, if you would only make it so'. 

A fabulous part of this country, crowned by this fabulous place.

Tommis Burger Joint, Marylebone

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As much as I love the wave of, Stateside inspired, 'comfort' food that's sweeping our shores, I don't often find it particularly comforting. Yes, there's the soporific effect of ingesting huge piles of refined carbs that leave you slipping into a food coma before you've even left the table, but, delicious as it might be, this food doesn't taste like my youth.

As a girl growing up in the Home Counties in the 80s, my memories of fast food are more about a blackened sausage in a finger roll at the school fete; followed by a fairy cake topped with water icing and hundreds and thousands and all washed down with a warm Rola Cola. Maybe's there's a gap in the market?

On this particularly frigid February afternoon it was comfort I was seeking. It had started as a Very Bad Day, and while the vast amounts of wine we had drunk over a lovely lunch at the nearby Vinoteca had helped, I still craved something simple and satisfying to soak up all the excesses of the afternoon. After enduring the hell that is Selfridges luggage department, the Ewing agreed we could walk the few blocks to Tommis, the most Northerly point of Marylebone's Burgmuda Triangle, for a pit stop.

While we went looking for stripped back burger satisfaction, it's not just the food that's pared down at this bijou Icelandic import with the interior bringing to mind a strange hybrid of Manhattan's Burger Joint mixed with my old room in student halls. The counter is liberally papered with handwritten signs, and the walls are covered with a mix of cult pop and film posters and a, rather imposing, picture of founder Tomas Tómasson himself.

The whole look is finished with a spattering twinkling fairy lights strung across the windows and ceiling, that just manages to successfully straddle the line between knowingly artful and twee.

The menu is also cheeringly simple; ham, cheese, veggie or steak burgers; fries; and a selection soft drinks that, rather trustingly, you help yourself to from fridges halfway down the bijou dining space. You can also add bacon, Tommi's cocktail sauce or bearnaise to your basic burger. And that's it.

Above the drinks cabinet you will also find one of my very favourite things, seldom seen on these shores, a condiment and pickle bar. Here you can stock up 'til your hearts content on mayo, mustard, sliced cukes, horseradish sauce, tomato relish, seasoning salt and vinegar (very British). There's even some little pots with lids available for takeout. A nice touch that really lets you have things Your Way (to quote another famous burger chain).

The Ewing's, ambitiously titled, Offer of the Century featured a cheese burger, fries and soda for just under a tenner. It was perfect. Not because you couldn't find a better burger - there are several I have tried within striking distance - but because it was simple and satisfying. The patty was grilled so it was smoky on the outside and pink within, and finished with a solitary lettuce leaf, slice of tomato and a neat little square of processed cheese melted on top. Just like the burgers I remember.

In this confusing world where everything seems to be about double patties smothered with toppings so sloppy that cutlery (or a straw) seems the only way to take your dinner down, this was a  simple revelation. There were no bun crumbling issues, or fillings that turned to soup and ran down your sleeves; the patty was the right size for the bread and the toppings didn't overwhelm the meat. In short it was everything the Ewing wanted, and comforting, too.

My steak burger, a premium mix of rump, rib eye and fillet, was no less tasty, but slightly more underwhelming as it cost nearly twice as much. I also found the brioche bun - usually my favourite vehicle to transport patty to mouth - a little too sweet; possibly as it wasn't overwhelmed by drippy, grease slicked, fillings.

The saving grace was the bearnaise sauce, the nectar of my gods and the perfect dip for both the burger and the excellent, Mcdonalds-esque, hot and crunchy fries.

While it may not win Best in Class, Tommis would certainly be in line for a Highly Commended ribbon; which, in a over crowded burger market, is not as much of a back handed compliment as it may seem. Sure, you may not leave thinking the burgers have changed your life, but you'll also leave happy, without indigestion, and dare I say it, actually comforted. And there's a lot to be said for those simple things in life.

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Polpo At Home

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For Christmas my good friend Stealth bought me the Polpo cookbook. This was not because she thought I would like it (I did), or that we had enjoyed eating in Russell Norman's restaurants together before (we had), but because of an incident in Spain a year and a half previously. In order to practise her schoolgirl Spanish she had attempted to order dinner one night, which resulted in my getting Pollo (chicken) instead of the polpo (octopus) I had requested. Of course, I took it very well (I didn't, getting my fluent in Spanish friend, Tom, to order the right dish), but it has remained a bit of a joke ever since.

After receiving my gift my thoughts turned to a visit to one of the four branches of Polpo, so we could scoff an array of delights featured in the book while getting merry on Campari. But then I realised, what better opportunity to try out some of their dishes at home for ourselves. It (should) be cheaper and easier; we had plenty of supplies of prosecco stashed away; and, hopefully, there would still be leftovers for the day after. In fact the only down side seemed to be the prospect of all the washing up.

This DIY approach also tied in very nicely with my budgeting attempts (not spending more than twenty pounds a person on food when dining out until mid-May). Although individually the sharing dishes aren't pricey, when you get a hungry group together, consider the Ewing's gravitation towards most expensive things on the menu and then add booze to the mix, you could soon be looking at a far heftier bill than you anticipated.

With Stealth's visit booked up in the diary it was then down to the business of choosing which of the many delicious looking dishes to try. In the end it was a bit of a no-brainer; with the cold weather and the fact that I was busy at work all week and needed something quick and hassle free, it could only really have been a batch of their iconic meatballs with tomato sauce. 

At Polpo they serve four flavours (pork/beef, pork, duck and lamb); I wanted to make the duck and porcini, but ended up running out of time and going for the simpler pork and fennel (top), and, the best selling, pork and beef (bottom). I made the first batch for lunch with Stealth, and the second batch, to compare, a week later.

You can find the recipe for the Pork and Fennel version here. For my version of the basic tomato sauce: finely chop a red onion and two  crushed cloves of garlic sweated in olive oil, then add three tins of tomatoes and a good pinch of sugar, simmer for an hour, cool, blend with a stick blender and add a good pinch of oregano and another glug of olive oil to finish.

The pork version were delicious; the egg and breadcrumbs made for quite a dense ball, but they were a lot jucier than anticipated and held together well. Although I used more fennel than specified in the original recipe next time I would up the fennel and chilli even further, as I found the seasoning a little underpowered. The beef balls had a deeper, more interesting flavour, but I found them far more fragile to handle (my pork/beef ratio was 50:50, instead of the 70:30 in the book), and a little drier in texture. I did enjoy the extra garlic, though.

Both versions, when combined with the simple tomato sauce (I omitted the fresh tomatoes, as I couldn't find any decent ones in the depth of mid winter) were fabulous. Fancy enough to make a great supper with friends, but also economical and very simple. At Polpo they are served as a cichetti (Venetian bar snack), with spaghetti, or in a piadini smash (kind of meatball wrap). As mentioned above we had ours with polenta and greens, although I also may also have been caught eating them cold straight out of the fridge the next morning.

After the success of the fennel seeds in the spicy pork balls I decide to carry on the anise theme by trying something featuring fresh Florence fennel, too.

I always used to think of fennel as a summery salad and barbecue kind of vegetable, but you can now find good fennel all year round, making it a perfect way to cheer up those bleak winter months. The fennel available in the shops at the moment is beautiful. Tight, crisp heads with a bright white bulb and bright green stems, and good value, too. I can't help but lob a couple of pieces into my trolley every time I'm out at the supermarket. 

On the Saturday of Stealth's visit we enjoyed the chickpea, fennel and leek soup; whizzed up the night before, then simply reheated and served with hunks of toasted sourdough. 

To say this soup was easy would be an understatement. A couple of chopped fennel bulbs, shallot (I used an onion) and two leeks (another great winter veg) sweated in olive oil until soft, before adding chicken stock and three tins of chickpeas, simmering for another fifteen minutes and blending with a hand blender. I ended up sieving the soup, to get rid of any rough skins from the chickpeas, then sweating another couple of leeks and adding them, plus a small handful of reserved chickpeas, for a bit of extra body and texture.

I'm not really the biggest soup fan, and usually the idea of having it for dinner wouldn't normally fill my heart with joy, but this was one of those genuinely delicious, rich and creamy (despite the absence of any dairy) bowlfuls that made me question why I don't rustle up things like this much more often. The fennel flavour was fresh without being overpowering,  and the punch from the alliums was tamed by the nutty chickpeas and slick of grassy olive oil on top.

My finocchio adventures were still not quite over, and the following weekend I decided to modify one of the many antipasti/cicchetti in the book and turn it into a punchy, bright winter salad for the Ewing and I.

This dish simply combines grilled fennel slices dressed with olive oil and then draped with silvery-white marinated anchovies (the book serves each slice of fennel skewered with a single fillet) and a scattering of feathery dill or fennel tops. The vinegary zing of the fish with the sweet veg made the perfect pairing when scooped up with thick slices of toasted wholemeal bread. A beautiful light lunch, or equally good as part of a bigger spread.

Although all the recipes tested thus far have been successful, delicious, and, most importantly, easily achievable for an impatient slap-dash home cook like me, the thing I almost think I like most about this tome is the clever binding. Initially the visible stitching on the spine may appear more style over substance; but the pages really do all stay flat, wherever you open them at, leaving you with both hands free to pour yourself another Spritz. Cin cin!

Chocs Away - The Belgian Edition

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The Ewing's obsessive love of chocolate has been well documented on the blog before - the abiding memory of one of our first 'dates', at a lovely pub in Greenwich, involved me having to run off halfway through, leaving the Ewing lachrymose and half cut, to find emergency supplies of Green and Blacks to restore her sugar levels.  

My love of the sweet stuff is slightly more restrained. While there is surely no finer flavour for ice cream, cakes and milkshakes, I'm not quite as smitten with it in an unadulterated form. I have been known to stash Easter eggs away for months before discovering them under the bed, melted and with a dusting of white 'bloom'. Even writing this now there is a half eaten bag of Christmas chocolate coins within arms reach on the table. But even I was powerless to resist the lure of a mini tasting tour of one of the finest chocolate producing nations in the world. 

Belgium, a country with a population of 11 million, houses over 2,000 chocolatiers producing 172,000 tonnes of the stuff annually. They are also known for taking their chocolate particularly seriously, with many aspects of its production still regulated by law (absolutely no vegetable fats are allowed, unlike their British brethren) with many chocolatiers still following traditional hand made recipes.

Our first port of call was at the Grand Sablon in Brussels, the epicentre of the Belgium chocolate scene with no less than eight shops nestled around the pretty square. And where better to start than with a visit to celebrated chocolatier, Pierre Marcolini, whose two floor flagship store is less a chocolate shop and more an sugar-coated experience.

As glitzy as a high class jeweller, and with wares just as precious, it’s worth coming here just to ahhh and oooh over the magnificent displays of cakes - as well as making fabulous chocolates, Marcolini was awarded the title of World Pastry Champion in 1995.

Walking up the narrow staircase the second floor was filled with an Easter display featuring novelties such a flat Easter eggs in boxes, bunny-eared Easter eggs and white chocolate Easter eggs shaped like chickens; as well as boxes containing Marcolini's famed Single-Origin Grand Cru collection, selections of Palet Fins, and miniature chocolate bars.

There was also a large case of individual ganaches and truffles, sparkling like edible jewels, and we had no problems quickly filling one of the medium-sized boxes with what felt like every chocolate in his collection. While I have no regrets in our choice, I was a little sad we didn't also pick up a range of his Saveurs du Monde, featuring individual lozenges of chocolate from all seven of the different countries he sources his cacao from (although I'm sure my waistline was sighing with relief).

Although the chocolates were quite beautiful to look at, initially I wasn't as taken with the taste. I don't know if it was because I had overdosed on frites and bier, but I have to confess to feeling a little under whelmed. Everything was delicious and beautifully crafted, but missing the little extra wow factor.

It was only when I got back to England and found my remaining chocolates still rattling around in the box (the Ewing's were long gone) that I actually began to appreciate their subtle flavours and elegance. Firstly, they feel really nice as you eat them. Not just the mouthfeel of the chocolate melting on your tongue, but the size and construction of each piece. These are delicate little treats to be savoured.

Secondly, the flavours were clean and bright with no sugary artificiality or cloying creaminess; favourites included the Palet Or Lait,  milk chocolate ganache with a vanilla caramel coulis; Pierre Marcolini's signature truffle - a mix of beans from Venezuela, Ghana, and Peru; a stunning Earl Grey ganache; and, unusually for me, a dark chocolate and cassis number, with a fresh blackcurrant jelly.

Although these were magnificent looking and quite delicious, I didn't fall hopelessly in love. For me they were perhaps a little bit too much style and not enough substance, coupled with the fact that many of the flavours were heady fruit and spice based confections that don't really float my boat. The Ewing, however, was entranced, and proclaimed them; 'my favourite chocolates in the world'. Very high praise indeed with only one venue down.

Wittamer, established in 1910, is sited just on the other side of the Sablon. After visiting Marcolini we had gone for a stroll around the Statue Park and got rather confused on the way back , initially thinking it wasn't there any more. Walking a few metres further it became clear it would be almost impossible to miss this place, with its double fronted hot pink awnings and Belgian flag flying above the store.

What we had failed to realise until after our visit is that this was their 'Pâtissier, Glacier & Traiteur';    a bakery selling a variety of sweet and savoury goodies with an upstairs cafe area. While they do sell chocolates, marshmallows, marzipan and marron glace here, they are all pre-bagged; if you want to chose your own selection then go to their second store front, just a few doors down.

Although initially a little disappointed we didn't seem to have a choice, it turned into a bit of a blessing as we were already in danger of being overloaded by the vast array of goodies on offer. In the end the Ewing kept it simple with a bag of classic dark chocolate truffles with almond praline, while I chose a small selection of their classic handmade chocolates to sample.

The Ewing was fairly underwhelmed by her choice, although it didn't stop her from scoffing them in double quick time. In fact, when I asked if she enjoyed them when we got back home, she couldn't initially remember actually eating them. (I do, I just wasn't that fussed by them. TE).

I was rather more pleased with my selection. The Epis De Mais, a gianduja milk chocolate 'corncob', was divine; with deep notes of malted milk and toasted cereal. The dark chocolate fleur de sel caramel truffle was the perfect balance between sweet, salt and bitter, and the Sumo, a white chocolate with pistachio ganache were also pretty stunning. I wasn't so taken with everything in the box, finding the Trianon Lait, a chocolate covered nougatine, and Diamant, with a caramel mousse filling, rather too jarring and sickly.

From a selection I didn't hold huge hopes for, I ended up being rather impressed with Wittamer's offerings. The nut-based pralines were particularly good; rich and complex without being too sugary sweet. While the individual pieces are not as delicate as Marcolini, there is still obviously plenty of care and attention invested into every handmade piece. A quality treat that did not disappoint.

Neuhaus, founded in Brussels in 1857, is credited with the invention of the praline, possibly my very favourite sort of chocolate; and their selection at the Grand Sablon store didn't disappoint. I really did feel like the proverbial kid in a candy shop as my eyes darted across the miniature cornets of gianduja; speculoos cream truffles; and cookies filled with spiced ganache.

Although only a third of their pralines are still made by hand many of their recipes have not changed in many years, including filled nougatine biscuits debuted for the world expo and a selection of chocolates created for two Belgian Royal Weddings. While their chocolates may be heading towards the mass produced route with over 2000 sales outlets in 50 countries, they must be doing something right.

They are also credited with the invention of the ballontin, to stop all those delicate pralines from becoming crushed, and we had no problem filling up one of their medium boxes from the selection of chocolates in the glass display case. Fillings are all very traditional; chocolate with nuts, cream, caramel, fruit or coffee, but no worse for that.

Compared to the delicate Marcolini offerings, these were like a sweet and sugary sledgehammer to the palate. Creamy, rich and comforting, the sort of chocolates that you can imagine mindlessly shovelling down while sat in front of the telly nursing a hangover or a broken heart. 

Favourites were the 'N' shaped almond and hazelnut pralines - the dark and milk versions devilishly named Satan and Mephisto, respectively - the gianduja cornet, and the smooth, and surpringly light, Javan milk chocolate ganache. Some, however, such as the Tentation, with a nougatine shell filled with coffee ganache, were tooth-rattlingly sweet and I ended up passing them over, half eaten, to the Ewing (who had no such problems polishing them off). 

While the rich cream fillings and slightly saccharine chocolate means they won't be to everyone's taste, but they offer a fun selection, for an occasional sweet treat they certainly hit the spot. They have even created a range of miniature chocolate Smurf figures, made from praline and puffed rice, and sold in special boxes with little collectable toys. 

Godiva, founded in 1926, is one of the best known Belgian chocolatiers (owned since 2007 by the Turkish Yıldız Holdings) owning and operating more than 450 retail boutiques and shops worldwide, with their products available in thousands more speciality retailers. 

While everything looked chic and glamorous, I found the selection of chocolates fairly pedestrian after the excitement of the previous three stops. It kind of reminded me of a glitzy Thorntons, somewhere I'd normally go out of my way to avoid at home. While the Easter displays were cute, and the staff friendly, I couldn't help feeling the whole experience was a little bit soulless. 

For predominantly machine produced chocolates these are also far from cheap, costing around the same price as artisan Frederic Blondeel (see below) and nearly three times as much as Leonidas. In their favour, however, was the fact they were the only store to let us sample several fresh truffles from the cabinet after making a purchase; a nice touch.

Having looked at their American website, they also seem to offer a selection of desert truffles, created with Duff 'Ace of Cakes' Goldman, across the Pond; including such flavours as Red Velvet Cake, Chocolate Éclair, Pineapple Hummingbird, Cookie Dough, Birthday Cake and Butterscotch Walnut Brownie; I still can't quite decide whether this sounds like genius or completely awful.

We tried their signature truffle selection, consisting five of their classic chocolates, and a selection of their mini praline Easter eggs. The eggs, with fillings including; speculoos mousse, lemon ganache,   and vanilla, were decent, if unspectacular. Although I did find both the white chocolate and praline, and  Braesillienne flavours particularly moreish.

Of the Classics, The Truffe Traditionelle 'a speciality of founder, Joseph Drap's, first store in Belgium', was a little nugget of ethereal tastiness; and the Cafe Lait, a coffee ganache created in 1949 for Gone with the Wind, was quite delicios. The others were a little more lacklustre, not bad, but a little disappointing for a such 'luxury' product.

Next stop, just off the Grand Place, was Royal warrant holders, Galler. Founded in Liege, by a baker’s son, who started making chocolate 35 years ago, they now have 30 shops worldwide and are known for  artisinal Praline-filled bars, available in 22 flavours, with their distinctive orange and brown packaging with a coloured stripe, and all still made in Belgium. 

Although they had a large array of fresh cream truffles, and some beautiful Easter chocolates including little flavoured praline eggs, we stuck with their speciality range and bought a bag of assorted mini bars, with a range of different fruit, nut and spice fillings.

The mini chocolate bars turned out to be the perfect size for me, who often gets bored or overwhelmed by trying to finish up larger bars. This way you can sample morsels of lots of different flavours, while at the same time as telling yourself;  'just one more, they're only small...'.

Favourites included the Praline aux noix, Grenoble walnuts and toasted hazelnuts in soft caramel and dark chocolate; Amandes, Fresh almond marzipan, coated with caramelised praline; and the Pistaches Fraiches, with pistachios and white chocolate paste.

Not all were a success, the raspberry was rather artificial, and I found the straight orange flavour too sweet and fruity, but they also offer Cointreau, Mandarine Napoléon liqueur, and Grand Marnier flavours too, each with a good citrus note and an alcoholic kick.

As these bars don't contain fresh cream (so have a much longer shelf life), are pretty robust, and come in a huge amount of different flavours that should please just about everyone, they would make an ideal gift to take home.You can also pick up a few of the larger bars, including hazelnut, coconut and raspberry in some Sainsburys stores.

The shop I was most excited about visiting during our trip to Belgium was Bruges' The Chocolate Line, opened in 1992 by self styled 'Shock-O-Latier', Dominique Peersoone.

As well as being known for his outlandish chocolates, Persoone also has his own Flemish TV show, which sees him trekking around South America, tracing the origins of cacoa, getting tattoos, riding horses and generally being rock'n'roll. He has also created a 'chocolate shooter', a sort of snorting device for the Rolling Stones, is one of only three chocolatiers in the Michelin Guide, and is part of the Fat Duck's tasting panel.

The shop is styled much like an old fashioned apothecary, complete with displays of chocolate pills and chocolate lipsticks. The truffles and ganaches themselves are piled up, higgledy-piggledy behind a glass counter that runs down one whole side of the shop. I really did feel like Charlie in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

To add to the excitement at the back is a workshop with a glass partition, which allows you to look in and  see new batches of fresh treats being freshly created daily - In a small city, housing about 50 chocolate shops, only five make their chocolates fresh on their premises. 

The chocolates were superb. At first I worried that by choosing the more outré flavours I'd end up with a selection that looked very exciting but were mostly unpleasant, or even inedible. After all, it's not often you get a craving for a truffle with crispy onions or olives and sun dried tomato. Another danger with bold combinations is the flavours can sometimes be too subtle, leaving you wondering what all the fuss was about, but these were pretty much spot on.

The Monkey's Favourite was a glorious mix of crunchy peanut and popping candy, the Apero a mixture of white chocolate, vodka, lime and passionfruit and the Bollywood was a rich ganache perfumed with saffron and curry. Some of the nicest flavours were a mystery; not featuring on either the leaflet inside the box or on the website. These included a truffle decorated with swans with a centre that tasted like crunchy peanut butter; a dark chocolate shaped like a corncob and filled with praline, and one labelled 'Damse Eliexir' , which seems to be some kind of poky Flemish liqueur.

While they lack the delicate touch and clean taste of the Marcolini truffles, for me this was a near enough perfect box of chocolates. The wide variety of fillings keep things interesting, while the shock chocs work just as well as the classic fruit and nut flavours. They are also enormous fun, which, although the sourcing and creating are a serious business, is surely the point of good confectionery.

The next destination on our trail was an unscheduled stop at one of Bruges oldest chocolatiers, the wonderfully named Sukerbuyc; or Sugarbelly for the non Dutch speakers. Founded in 1977, on what was originally a quiet backstreet in the heart of Bruges, they initially made about 25kg of chocolate a week in their cellar. As Bruges' popularity grew, so did Sukerbuyc's, and they now make ten times that in a special production unit opened in 1996, as well as owning the De Proverie tea shop directly opposite.

Inside felt rather old fashioned, with chintzy displays of cups and crockery plastered with 'do not touch' signs, and an Easter display piled with delicate chocolate hens, eggs and bunnies. The whole effect  felt rather like being told to be on your best behaviour while sitting in your Nan's front room as a child.

Despite the slightly unwelcoming interior, the lady serving us was very polite, although there was some confusion that saw us end up with two boxes of chocolates - not realising the ballontin boxes came ready filled, we also asked for a selection from the display in the window. Luckily we had been discussing what to buy the Ewing's sweet-toothed parents, and a box of fancy handmade Belgian chocs made the perfect gift. If you really want to go to town then they even offer edible chocolate boxes to fill with truffles, hand painted with scenes from the city.

From our modest selection I most enjoyed the simplicity of the chocolate praline, and a rich butter truffle. While the dark chocolate and pineapple combination made a surprisingly good pairing. A pistachio praline, however, was a huge let down, being filled with a sickly and luminous fondant centre. They also offer a swan shaped Guberdon chocolate, based on the traditional raspberry flavoured Flemish sweets; too sweet for my tastes, but certainly worth a try.

These confections were classic, tasty and well made - the shells were delicate and crisp, and the quality of the chocolate overall was some of the best I tasted on our trip. Good as a present (see above), for those with a less adventurous palate, but they felt a little staid compared to the invention and flair of the Chocolate Line.

The hot chocolate served at De Proverie is supposed to be the best in town, and it also comes with a selection of Sukerbuyc chocolates, so if you don't want a whole box it may be worth calling in opposite for a little afternoon snack.

Leonidas - started in 1913 by Greek-Cypriot American, Leonidas Kestekides - are now one of the biggest chocolate companies in the world, with over 350 shops in Belgium and nearly 1,250 further stores in 50 countries around the globe. On their website they proudly claim to sell 1 in 3 of every 'high quality' chocolate sold in Belgium, and rate themselves as the most highly thought of chocolate makers in the land by 55% of Belgians.

While their many shops may not have the exclusivity of Marcolini, the glitz of Godiva or the glamour of Wittamer, they do have a small town friendliness and generosity, backed up by the towering mountains of chocolates on display, and some reassuringly modest prices to match. In a heavily competitive luxury market, Leonidas still strives to keep its chocolates accessible for everyone, selling their wares for about a third of the price of rival big names, Godiva and Neuhaus.

After days selecting some of the finest truffles Belgium had to offer, I finally caved in and bought a large bag of assorted seafood pralines and another of gold-wrapped Gianduja blocks. A bargain at merely eight Euros for the lot and perfect to scoff on our train journey back to Brussels.

These are my kind of chocs. While I can appreciate most confectionery, ranging from single estate artisan truffles through to Milky Bar Buttons, anything involving nuts, truffle or praline does it for me every time. While Guylian are the most famous of the Belgian chocolate seashell purveyors, the Leonidas version are also very good. There's a lot of fun to be had eating the head off praline sea horses and shrimps, and while eating too many of these sweet and creamy morsels may make you feel rather sick, when they taste this delicious it's hard to stop.

Equally delicious are their blocks of Gianduja, a creamy paste of hazelnut and chocolate that originated in Northern Italy, and tastes like little nuggets of solid Nutella. As well as the traditional smooth hazelnut version they also have a Giantina version, with nuggets of crispy wafer and a new Giamanda flavour, with crunchy almond pieces, and they are all utterly brilliant.

The eighth and final stop on our trip was to renowned Flemish chocolatier, Frederic Blondeel's classy and understated tea room and shop on the Quai aux Briques in Brussels. Yet again we had eaten a huge lunch - this time at the wonderful Viva M'Boma, just around the corner - meaning our ability to sample the patisserie or celebrated hot chocolate on offer was sadly diminished.

Fortunately it didn't seem to hamper our ability to chose a box of truffles to sample later. For only the second time on our trip (maybe a sign of our growing indecision and chocolate fatigue) we both chose the same flavours, democratically selecting half of the box each. As well as the classic truffles and pralines there were also ganaches flavoured with various herbs, fruits and spices, including basil, jasmine, cayenne pepper, fresh mint and redcurrant.

There was no menu included with our purchase, but the sales assistant helpfully told us we could check the website for the flavours. Less helpfully most of our chocolates didn't seem to bear much resemblance to the pictures online - although most of the images seemed to be rather blurry and out of focus, so it was pretty hard to tell what they were anyway. Dodgy photos aside, I was really more interested in how they actually tasted. Had we saved the best until last?

Well, sadly not quite. There were some real high points in our selection; I most enjoyed the aniseed note of the unusual dill ganache, surprisingly one of my favourite chocolates of the whole trip. Eating it was rather reminiscent of the smell when you open a  pickle jar, in the nicest possible way. The Poire William truffle was ethereal, with a lovely, boozy punch; and the Speculoos Truffle was about as perfect as a chocolate can be.

On the flip side I found the chilli infused ganache unpalatably strong and really quite unpleasant, even for a capaisin addict like me; and the walnut caramel a little bitter (To be fair I did eat this just after the chilli, which was probably the wrong move).

Overall the chocolates were delicious, if not my favourites. When they were good, they were very very good; but I found some of the fillings a bit muted, while others were too overpowering. Again, perhaps my hopes were too high; although I certainly wouldn't complain if someone wanted to bring back another box for me to sample.

So, what have we found out from this marathon chocathon? As usual it's far less about cutting edge insights, and far more about mmmm, this tastes good.... While I'm not sure you'd be disappointed by a box from any of the above, Marcolini, The Chocolate Line and Blondeel shine through with their individuality and quality; while Leonidas and Neuhaus satisfy that sugary craving. And that's before we even consider all the shops not visited, including Massimo Ori's, Passion Chocolat; Royal chocolatiers, Mary; and the celebrated Dumon, in Bruges.

One thing's for sure, even the hardest heart couldn't fail to be melted a little while walking around the Grand Sablon, gazing into the assorted chocolatiers' windows, and, most importantly, sampling some of their delicious wares for yourself. 

A Belgian Dozen - Part 1

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When planning a trip to Cheshire/Lancashire for this spring, I realised I had never properly ventured into the North West corner of our Fair Isle. Thinking it might be a bit of a ‘fun' challenge - I could already hear the Ewing’s groans - I decided to make a list of dozen local foodstuffs to try and sample while on our travels.

As I started to research the idea - learning all about exciting delicacies such as rag pudding, parched peas and hot Vimto - I had a thought; why not try something similar on all our travels this year, starting with our week in Belgium. Cue the Ewing throwing her passport of a bridge, and herself after it.

Fortunately she soon came round, hot chocolate and waffles may have been mentioned, and I began to think about what Belgian delights I could feature on the list. Primarily they had to be traditional, reasonably easily available and, most importantly, edible. Our trip was too short to be staring down  plates of boiled offal or other funky dishes.

Again I was in luck, the Belgians have a proud and varied cuisine that takes the flavours of France and marries them with the generosity of the Germans; the perfect combination. And after much planning, I narrowed it down to a final twelve:

Mussels
Frites
Carbonarde
Witloof/Endive
Waffles
Grey Shrimp
Herve Cheese
Speculoos
Rabbit in Gueze Beer (Lapin à la gueuze)
Stoemp
Eels in a Green Sauce (Paling in 't groen)
Waterzooi

Of course there were also chocolates and beer to consider, but such was our dedication to the cause they were going to need separate posts of their own. Yeah, its hard work, sometimes, this blogging lark.

We started our quest with Belgium's most celebrated dish, well, certainly the one they are most famous for, with a trip to Chez Leon for Moules et Frites.

Chez Leon may have seemed like an inauspicious start. With the original branch situated in Brussels - on the ultra touristy and garish Rue des Bouchers - there are now branches all over France and, most recently, London's Covent Garden. Nevertheless, it still makes it into all the guide books as somewhere solid, if unspectacular. Add the fact it was a mere stone’s throw from our hotel and they were also offering, with a voucher printed from their website, 50% off all food until mid March, it seemed the perfect choice for the first dinner of our trip.

I do love mussels - usually when someone else is responsible for cooking them - and these did not disappoint; Plump, all open, and mostly free of grit and unwelcome beardy bits. I chose a mushroom and cream sauce that seemed to be sadly lacking the advertised chives, but managed to be rich and earthy without overpowering the sweet molluscs.

The Ewing’s celery and wine stock was cleaner and lighter tasting, and equally good We, rather diplomatically, managed to share between the two bowls; dipping a chip here, a morsel of bread there, until we could eat no more.

Of course that wasn't strictly true, the Ewing always has capacity for a little bit of pudding, and the crème caramel, baked and served in a cute little glass pots, was certainly worth leaving a room for. The bitterness of the dark caramel on both the top and bottom nicely cut through the sweet, bland wobble of the baked custard.

With starters of Tomaat-garnaal (grey shrimp-stuffed tomato) for me, and Paling in 't groen (eels in green sauce) for the Ewing - both received very well, but the eels were certainly more of an acquired taste - we had already been able to strike off quarter of the list in a first meal. A very good haul, and well deserving of a late night nightcap at Morte Subite to celebrate.

The next morning, thankfully not feeling too fuzzy-headed, we headed down to Place Ste Catherine, for a stand up brunch at Mer du Nord. This little gem started out as a fishmonger and has now expanded to offer freshly cooked seafood and fizz from a little pavement bar on the corner of the square. Somewhere like this wouldn't be out of place in balmy Barcelona, but here in rather more frigid Brussels it’s surely a testament to charm of the place – and the wonderfully fresh seafood - that sees huge crowds jostling, come rain or shine, around the handful of high tables for an informal lunch or afternoon snack.

As it was our anniversary trip, we decided glasses of bubbles and a selection of oysters, for the Ewing, were in order. These were swiftly followed by a bowl of fish soup from the steaming tureen on the bar, accompanied with toast spread with rouille and a handful of Gruyere that formed oozy, unctuous strands when sprinkled into the broth. 

To follow crisp calamari, straight from the fryer, and the intriguing crab 'burger’; featuring a thick patty of white meat, fried until crisp and covered with a piquant sauce, all served on thick brown toast. Far removed from the classic patty on a bun, but fantastic stuff.

Finally we chose a portion of garnaalkroketten, or shrimp croquettes, a real Belgian speciality and the second time I had eaten grey shrimp in as many days (no bonus points, sadly).

I have spoken of my love of the grey shrimp, as well as creating my own version of the croquette, on the blog before, and Mer Du Nord's offering lived up to all expectations. Instead of plain béchamel, these were a lurid orange colour, and deep with the rich iodine note of the sea. Served piping hot and chased down with the rest of our cold champagne, I doubt you could find yourself a better feast before midday.

After a little detour to the hotel for a mid morning nap, the result of too much booze and too many croquettes, we were soon refreshed and ready for an afternoon of sightseeing and chocolate eating. The first stop was the Grand Place, Belgium’s most famous, and probably most beautiful,square. After mooching about for a bit the bitter cold finally got the better of us and we headed off to fortify ourselves with biscuits and hot chocolate from Maison Dandoy.

Established in 1829, Dandoy are still going strong, and producing a fine range of biscuits, cakes and marzipan. The most famous of these is the much loved  Speculoos, a small crunchy biscuit with brown sugar, cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg and still prepared here by hand by pressing the pastry into a carved wooden mould. They even sell jars of Speculoos spread, rather like a spiced version of peanut butter.

Dandoy make many different versions of the speculoos, from the small biscuits that bare their name and are served with every hot drink in their tea room right through to great cookies in the shape of Sint Nicholas, available at Christmas time. As we’re in Brussels, their piece de resistance is a one shaped like the Mannekin Pis, which may be enough to put some off their afternoon snack.

I treated my self to a little gift box containing both traditional speculoos and a jar of their biscuit-y spread, while the Ewing, rather reservedly  went for a toasted fresh marzipan bell. They also sell many types of fresh gingerbread, pain au greque, studded with crunchy pearl sugar, and a variety of friable little sables flavoured with different fruit and nuts.

As well as the baked goods, we were also eager to to sample some of their celebrated waffles, served in the tea room upstairs or to takeaway from the front counter. While you can still buy waffles from a van for a Euro, the quality of most of them reminds me of the flabby, greasy pizza slices we used to get for a quid from Leicester Square when we were students. Far better to pay a few euros more to have them freshly cooked to order.

The Belgian waffle comes in two distinct types; the Brussels waffle, a light square confection made with a yeast batter; and the Liege waffle, a denser affair, with rounded corners and chunks of pearl sugar that give it a rather chewy texture. At Dandoy they serve both varieties, and offer a variety of different sauces, fresh fruit and ice creams to top them with.

I chose the classic Brussels waffle, served simply dusted with a drift of icing sugar. It was perfect;  fresh and crisp, served piping hot straight from the waffle iron. This isn't the kind of confection that keeps well, and to taste one as feather-light, yet buttery as this is a rare treat.

The Ewing's Liege waffle was a far richer affair, but no worse for that. To really guild the lily she had asked for chocolate sauce on top which took it, even for her, to the limits of sweetness. Again it was spankingly fresh, hot and crisp, and well worth the zillions of calories contained within.

As if that wasn't enough, we also shared a speculoos milkshake, thick with ice cream and perfumed with spiced, malty notes from the biscuits. Like everything else here it was utterly decadent; even the cappuccino is served with whipped cream and not steamed milk.

You can't possibly go to Belgium without drinking lots of beer, and you can't possibly drink lots of beer without eating something deep fried. - Despite their being named ‘French’ fries across the Pond, the Belgians see themselves very much the originators of the chipped potato. So enamoured are they with these deep fried sticks of tuber that there are even websites comparing the best fritkots in the land.

Sadly most of the top frites picks for Brussels, Frit Flagey, Maison Antoine, etc, were out towards the sticks, but there was one recommendation close to the centre that also happened to coincide nicely with our walk back from a beer sampling session at Moeder Lambic Fontinas.

Friterie Tabora, on the road of the same name, is just next to the Grand Place, making a very beautiful backdrop for a drunken snack. Fried food seems to have the magical ability to democratically unite everyone, and when we arrived there were odd clusters of tourists; a group of young Belgian women on the way out for the night; people queuing for a quick takeaway supper; and a couple in suits, clutching their briefcases in one hand and a cone of fries in the other.

I can’t profess to know enough about the humble chip to know if these were frozen or not, but I did notice the (very friendly and patient) chap working there was carefully double frying them in two separate fryers. The first dip  in a lower temperature oil to cook through, then up onto a draining shelf to cool, before a second dip at a higher temperature, to crisp up.

Plenty of hot and dangerous work, but probably worth it for these fries, which, while possibly not being the market leaders, did an admirable job and soaking up the booze and warming our frozen fingers. For those with even bigger appetites than I then there is the mitraillette, or machine gun, a baguette stuffed with a deep fried burger and chips and slathered in various sauces.

Fries just aren't fries without a topping of some sort. And Belgium is a heaven for a condiment lover like me, who knows that everything can be improved with a little sauce on the side.

This little article makes the very good point that it may take a little while to find your sauce of choice, but once you do it’s yours for life. The Ewing is a straight mayo girl in this respect, having fallen for it when we visited Amsterdam a few years ago. My favourite sauce while we were there was the fabulously titled ‘war’, a mixture of satay sauce and raw diced onions. This Indonesian inspired delight doesn't seem to have reached as far as Belgium, so I settled on a little pot of ‘pickels’ sauce, with which to to dunk. Disappointingly it was exactly like piccalilli; ok when mixed with a little mayonnaise, but not my sauce. The search continues.

A Belgian Dozen - Part 2

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Halfway through our whistle-stop food tour of Belgium's dozen best dishes, and things were going well. We successfully had eaten and drunk our way through the first part of the list, the Rennies were still in their box, the aspirin remained untouched and I could still tuck my shirt in.

We had planned a day trip to the lovely city of Ghent, primarily to see the Van Eyck's Adoration of the Mystic Lamb (sadly not edible). But before we could contemplate culture, we called in for some lunch at Het Groot Vleeshuis.

This grand medieval building, set on the canal side, was originally a butcher’s hall before more recently being used as a fishmonger, and even an overflow car park. Recent renovations have now seen it converted into a small café/restaurant and shop, selling only produce from Gent and the surrounding area of East Flanders. The building retains the covered markets original beams, which are strung with magnificent legs of the local Ganda ham. There are also additional outdoor seating areas for when the weather isn't so frigid.

We were here for the Gentse Waterzooi, a Flemish stew, said to have been the favourite dish of Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, who was from the city of Ghent. The original dish was mostly made with fish, although chicken is now more common, possibly as the rivers around Ghent became too polluted to sustain aquatic life.

Waterzooi’s name derives from the Dutch term zooien meaning "to boil", and the idea of soggy vegetables and bland chicken floating in a thin sauce wasn't exactly whetting my appetite. Thankfully I stuck with my choice, realising there would be no better place to taste this speciality, and was rewarded with what was possibly the nicest plate of food of our whole trip. 

Beautifully poached soft chicken, fresh vegetables with a welcome crunch, and waxy little new potatoes bobbing in a perfectly seasoned and creamy broth that belied its soporific appearance. Although it was rich, the contrast of textures and flavours kept me rapt until the very last spoonful.

A little mention,too, for the Leute Bokbier; offered as the beer of the month on our visit. First brewed in the 1920's, before disappearing, this dark red top-fermented beer which goes through a second fermentation in the bottle, has only recently been revived. The waiter was so enamoured with it taht he took great pains in explaining the rounded glass had to be place in the stand before mouthfuls, and even insisted picking up my camera and taking a picture of it for us. A very nice drop.

Before a happy afternoon/evening's drinking in the nearby 't Dreupelkot and Waterhuis aan de Bierkant, I had alreadyspied this cosy looking little friterie, and 'Official Bicky Dealer' (a range of Belgian fast food condiments), from across the street.

It proved to be a useful spot, as we found ourselves staggering over there after several genevers and beer chasers, looking for some deep fried ballast to line our stomachs for the train ride back to Brussels. A cone of chips with mayo for the Ewing, one with SauceAmericaine for me, and a icy bottle of coke proved to be our saving grace from the rapidly encroaching hangover.

This was my second attempt on this trip to find 'my' sauce, and this time, with my choice of Americaine, I had picked a good'un. The spicy mayo-based condiment - based on the classic French sauce that usually accompanies lobster, and contains, amongst other things, tomato paste, cayenne pepper, herbs and garlic - was both piquant and creamy, and went perfectly with the cone of hot, crispy potatoes.

As well as our chips we also dared to try some of the mysterious breadcrumbed snacks lined up in the glass cabinet. Firstly a giant frikadel meatball (a mix of minced pork and horse), cut into quarters and nuked in boiling oil until crispy; and the ominously named 'Lucifer', a spicy reformed chicken stick, coated in crunchy cornflake pieces and shaped like a giant Swan safety match.

While I probably wouldn't want to repeat the experience sober, this was the perfect post-beer fast food in a beutiful location and served up by one of the most organised guys I have encountered. It takes a surprising amount of skill to charm keep up single-handedly with the hoards of hungry Gent teenagers on their way out for the night. Not to mention the clueless tourists....

After a morning spent at the Cantillon Brewery, La Fleur en Papier Dore - a maisonette style house dating from the middle of the 18th Century on a distinctly unlovable strip of the Marolles - was the perfect little cosy, friendly and slightly ramshackle bar in which to while away a few hours.

The building evolved from it's original use as a home to the convent of the sisters of Saint-Vincentius, to become, in a rather surreal twist of its own, a meeting place of Belgium’s surrealist scene, entertaining artists such as Paul Rouge, Rene Magritte, Marcel Lecomte, and Georges Remi (Hergé). Magritte even organised his very first exhibition here.

Sadly the famous artworks have all been sold, but there are still many interesting objects adorning the walls, including plenty of antlers and hunting horns, little sketches and framed cuttings from newspapers. There is also a large photograph, hanging up in the back room, which features a number of the above artists posing in front of the pub.

Following on from our morning visit to Cantillion, the Ewing chose a bottle of their gueze I went for the Trappist ale, Chimay Red, a dubbel, a stronger version of the traditional brown beer with a fruity, malty flavour and gentle bitterness.

We had decided on having a light snack before dinner, but ended up getting waylaid by the irresistible offer of stoemp; a sort of pimped-up mix between mash and bubble and squeak. To say the portion was generous may be a slight understatement, the mountain of carbs crowned by a giant pork sausage and two thick rashers of smoked bacon. 

This was the very best sort of comfort food; generous, hot and delicious. Despite my best intentions to leave a little, I ate until there was just a hillock of stoemp languishing in a small puddle of gravy.

Decent dining options around tourist landmarks are normally as rare as Steak Americaine, but ‘t Kelderke, on the Grand Place, is a welcome exception. With a name translating as ‘the cellar’ it may come as no surprise that this is a subterranean dining space, although there is some outside decking with seating for the warmer months.

While this may not be a place to linger for hours - there is a no bookings policy, and queues can get rather long at busy times – it is warm and friendly and the service swift. They also have a menu dominated with Belgian classics, making it perfect for our eating adventure.

While I could have picked the Chicons au gratin, or the Salade Liègeoise, or even the Bloedpens à la Bruxelloise (the very ominous sounding ‘black tripe’), I chose the Carbonnades Flammandes, or, more simply, Flemish beef stew.

Carbonnade has become one of my favourite winter dishes to cook at home. Never previously a fan of slow cooked beef, I initially decided to try cooking it for friends, as using a bottle of ale to stew the meat seemed far more economical than using a bottle of wine. The results were glorious; two hours unattended in a low oven and I was greeted with the sweetness of onion and chunks of iron-rich beef that collapsed into the bitter-edged and glossy gravy.

'T Kederke’s eclipsed even my best efforts. Initially I was rather sceptical; the speed the dish arrived at the table and the pile of frozen chips served on the side made me fear this was going to be a wasted dinner. Luckily the first mouthful put all my fears at ease. This is the sort of food that the word unctuous was created for; gelatinous, sweet and sticky, with a deep, almost liquorice, note from the beef. Yes, the chips were average, but lashing of mayo improved them no end.

The Ewing, as is her wont, picked the most expensive dish, the rabbit cooked in gueze beer. It turned out to be well worth it; the whole beast served up, stewed to a melting tenderness in a tangy, onion-spiked, ale sauce.

The aeons the Ewing spent gnawing each little rabbit bone for every last morsel gave me the time I needed to compose my self for the next course; Herve cheese with a Liegois syrup and baguette - not only did I manage to tick the cheese off the list, but it also came with the traditional fruit-based chutney from the eastern province of Liège, the region in which the cheese is produced, too.

The sticky, orange coloured washed rind pungent aroma gave a clue to the fragrant delights within. A spicy, sharp flavour - recommended for fans of Epoisses or Munster - that pairs very well with both the sweet fruit syrup and the glass of Grimbergen Optimo Bruno I was drinking. 

The Ewing went for the lighter option of Kriek sorbet, a refreshing and fruity delight, with a gentle almond-tinged edge and decorated with a couple of retro, fluorescent glace cherries for good measure.

Our final stop before catching our train back home to London was lunch at Viva M’Boma, a white-tiled former triperie that now specialises in cooking the sort of organ meats it used to originally sell.

The restaurant’s name means ‘long live the grandmother’ in old Bruxellois dialect, and it was living up to it's moniker as an elegant lady of a certain age, and clearly a regular, came in to enjoy a couple of glasses of vin rouge and a plate of meatballs while we were dining.

For the more adventurous of palate this place is a delight, with a menu featuring such dishes as kidneys, sweetbreads, pigs trotter, and pot au feu with oxtail and bone marrow. They even have Pis de Vache, or cow's udder, served three ways as fritters, pate and a carpaccio. 

I went for the 'meat of the moment', with Viande de cheval, or horse. The vast piece of steak they served was nicely balanced between a perfectly rare centre and a charred outer crust; the flesh with a butter-soft texture and a deep, slightly gamey flavour. 

The Ewing's choice, an onglet served with green beans, was served similarly rare, and had that deep ferrous note and decent amount of chew that comes from good, well hung meat.

To accompany were some decent frites (tasting unnervingly as if they came from a British chippie), and some braised witloof/chicory, the final piece in our eating puzzle. In this case the classic Belgian veg had been slowly cooked in stock and butter until it was gently yielding to the merest prod of a fork, and then glazed to bring out the delicate balance between sweetness and acerbity.

To finish, the Ewing managed to persuaded me (it didn't take too much) that I needed to try the homemade Tarte au Sucre, a classic Belgian sugar pie (rather like our treacle tart/a nut-less pecan pie), that had nearly made it into my original top twelve.

The vast slice that appeared was pitched perfectly, like the endive before, between sweet and bitter, with the filling caramelised to an unusually dark and nutty finish. Despite the richness, I was powerless to stop myself eating it; the contrast between the cold and milky ice cream and warm pie with its flaky crust, being outrageously moreish.

The Ewing didn't fare to badly either with her choice of Dandoy speculoos ice cream with caramelised apples and biscuit crumbs. Like the milkshake we had sampled at the Dandoy Tearooms, the crumbly, spicy cookies also make a great ice cream flavour and complimented the slices of warm fruit perfectly.

We had done it! With our last meal of the trip the final dish on the list was consumed and we could contentedly roll onto the Eurostar, to enjoy a final glass of wine, a little snooze and congratulate ourselves on a job well done.

Although it may have started off as rather a novelty, even the Ewing eventually embraced the idea as a good way to explore some previously unknown dishes, as well as still having plenty of opportunity to enjoy some of the tried and tested classics. And, with beer, frites and chocolate being the primary Belgian foodstuffs, it was unlikely our eating experience was ever going to end badly

The Flemings and Walloons may very much still feel they live in a divided nation, both linguistically and politically, but from our experiences it shows it shows that good food and drink knows no boundaries. Smakelijk eten/bon appétit!

The Crown Chop House, Amersham

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After plans to catch up with our lovely friend Maz fell through at the last minute, I decided to reclaim the evening as date night and treat my wife to dinner. While normally my beloved and I can't wait to get away from each other, with the Ewing being crazily busy at work and me working all weekend it seemed a good chance to enjoy an evening with squabbling about the washing up.

We decided on the Crown in Amersham. Firstly because, although it's a while since I've visited, the food is always reliably good, and secondly they were offering 50% off early diners. Knowing the Ewing isn't a cheap date, and with my budgeting plans to think of, I thought it prudent to be prepared. (Who says romance is dead.)

We kicked things off with a couple of tankards of Rebellion Brewery's Fat Cat bitter and some bread and butter served on pewter platters, which combined together provided an effect akin to dining in a medieval banqueting hall. Thankfully the menu is a little bit more refined than whole chicken legs and gruel - not that I'd have minded waving my dinner about above my head as I ate it, but I'm not sure my fellow diners would have quite felt the same.

My first course was the Chop House fish stew with an aioli topped croute and new poatoes. The light butter and garlic sauce was rather different than the tomato-y Provencal style I was expecting and, combined with the smoked haddock, crispy-skinned bass and delicate poached scallop, was pitch perfect. The only thing missing was a spoon to get to every last drop of broth.

The Ewing's duck parfait, rillettes and chutney. It's hard to see from this blurry, drunken photo just how huge this portion actually was, the toast running out far before the last of the pâté had been scooped up. Although it was a great dish, having both duck-based elements on the plate did seem a bit belt and braces. After eating vast slab of fat-edged liver, tackling a quenelle of confit duck leg, decorated with crispy duck cracklings, was possibly a little too much even for her.

With the flavour and execution, however, it would be hard to find fault. The fluffy, smooth pate and melting rillettes had been spiked with just enough booze and garlic to cut through the richness, with the chutney bringing a welcome sweet/sour edge.

I went with the slow cooked pork cheeks as my main, tempted by the cauliflower macaroni with Keen's cheddar that accompanied it. The cheeks had been cured so they had the flavour and texture of a  gammon hock, each generous nugget of tender meat a sweet, juicy and smoky joy.

The mac and cheese, in contrast to the pork, was a rather dry disappointment. Beyond the beautiful cheese-glazed crust the pasta and veg were sauce-less and under seasoned. Things perked up when I introduced them to the salty pork gravy, but the dish needed far more gooey, oozy bechamel to live up to its promise. 

Luckily the purple sprouting broccoli, ordered as a side, was perfectly cooked. One of my very favourite vegetables, it helped cut a swathe through all the meat and carbs.

The Ewing chose the (most expensive) British lamb rump with wild garlic and celariac gratin. The gratin showed a deft hand; wafer thin slices of root veg baked in a garlic-scented cream to a soft, sweet stickiness. The, very fine, lamb was cooked rare as requested, tender and with a good depth of sweet, musky flavour.

The surfeit of saturated fat meant even my wife was struggling when they offered us the desert list, but being such troopers for the cause, an agreement was made to share the salted caramel mousse with bananas and macadamia nuts. 

Rather like a reconstructed banoffee pie with added slices of a home-made malt loaf type cake, this took all the elements of a great pudding; sugar, fruit and cream; and turned them into a refined ending to our meal. Although the presentation was more abstract art than a pudding, the balance was spot on and turned out to be rather a good thing we were already so stuffed; trying to share this under normal circumstances may well have lead to divorce.

Skilled and generous cooking, cosy surroundings and perfect company; what else can you ask of a wet Wednesday evening?

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La Bière en Belgique

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What’s the first thing that springs to mind when Belgium is mentioned? Battlefields; Jaques Brel; boring bureaucrats? Maybe it’s a plump detective, or the adventurer with the quiff? For me, it’s always the beer; and with this modestly proportioned country brewing drinks as diverse as lambic and gueze; Flanders red; pils; champagne beers; saison; and amber, brown and golden ales, there is surely something to please every palate.

With a history stretching right back to the Crusades, Belgian brews have a long and proud tradition. With the Catholic Church’s permission, local French and Flemish abbeys brewed and distributed beer raising funds for their work and monasteries. This caveat for Trappist ales still exists today, as can be seen with the special release of the, rare as hen’s teeth, Westvleteren 12, recently sold in the US to help build a new roof for the abbey.

Sadly those days seem long gone, but with 178 working breweries in Belgium there is still a huge choice of different drinks available. If you want to read something far more informative about all the different types of beers produced, then it’s worth starting here or here, but, for what it’s worth, here’s a few drunken musings on a few of the great bars and brews in Belgium.

Getting its name (the sudden death) from the last throw of a dice game that the local Bank of Belgium employees would play here on their lunch break, this iconic bar now even has a line of beers named after it. Interior wise, little has changed in almost a century; beers are still dispensed from ornate taps behind a mirrored bar, and the waiters still glide between the tables, in black waistcoats and white shirts, trays of foaming beer held high.

Out first visit was late on a Wednesday evening, and the joint was jumping. Although there were a few small groups of tourists the majority seemed to be locals, waylaid on their way home from work and philosophising loudly over glasses of cold pils. Despite the great din, he man sitting next to us kept nodding off into the dregs of his beer, only waking occasionally to (not very) surreptitiously eat a little snack from a bag under the table, which just added to our evening’s entertainment.

We had to sample some of the eponymous brews while we were there. I had a kriek, a lambic beer (more about that later) aged in oak barrels and flavoured with fresh cherries, while the Ewing tried the faro, a sour lambic sweetened with rock sugar.

A good kriek, like this, is a very fine beer indeed; a world away from sugary artificial alcho pops, with an gentle effervescent from the spontaneously fermented lambic beer base, a good balance of sweet and sour, and a tannic edge from being aged in oak.

Our next visit came on a, slightly, more staid Sunday evening. This time we grabbed a spot in the window and decided to order a few nibbles to go with our drinks. Sadly the brilliantly monikered Toast Caaniable, or Cannibal toast, (steak tartare on a tartine of bread) had run out, but the mysterious sounding Kip Kap was still available.

The kip kap turned out to be a lightly jellied brawn of pig’s cheeks, and other bits, studded with finely chopped pickles that, if I didn't think to closely about what was in it (although doubtless far less dodgy than the average supermarket burger) was pretty tasty. Our waiter also recommended some bread and cheese, and the Ewing was very happy when about a pound of cubed, Edam-style stuff turned up.

Although this place can hardly be considered a closely guarded secret, drinking a few of the eponymously named beers, while drinking in the faded bell epoch styling and lively chatter, is well worth a few hours of anyone’s time in Brussels.

If you’re interested in sampling a massive selection of beers, including some rare microbrews that are not widely available elsewhere, then Moeder Lambic Fontinas is a must. The bigger, younger, hipper brother of the original Moeder, in St. Gilles, Fontinas, in the square of the same name, is a haven for anyone with a thirst, offering 43 beers on tap alone. If all this seems rather overwhelming the menu is broken up into different styles of drink, and the friendly staff were more than happy to make recommendations on our visit.

Brews sampled may or may not have included (there were a few consumed, so memories may be a little vague), Tournay Hop Harvest,  De Ranke Framboise, Cantillion Kriek, Rulles Tripel, and a brune ale from Brasserie de la Senne

To soak up all the beer there is a small list of snacks that included a great sauissison, made with Cantillion Gueze and served with mustard – the small, but deadly knife provided to slice the salami, means this snack is probably best ordered while still vaguely sober – and great spread of local meats and cheese, served with pickles and bread. There is an emphasis on slow food and organic products, which, surely, negates some of the bad effects from the alcohol….

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.... On our visit to Gent for the day we couldn't pass up the opportunity to enjoy a genever or two at t'Dreupelkot, a little gin only, bar down on the waterfront.

This cosy spot, owned and presided over by the charismatic Pol - a character so colourful there is even a mural in the square dedicated to him - has got to be one of the very best places to while away a hazy Friday afternoon. Serving nothing but a range of different genevers, a visit to Gent would surely be incomplete without stopping by to recline on the mismatched armchairs, listen to the Motown soundtrack and sample one of the hundred or so different genevers on offer.

I started with a couple of oude genevers, malty and smoky, not unlike a young whisky, while the Ewing went with a milder, vanilla version that was like liquid ice cream. Thankfully it isn't customary to knock the shots back in one, but remember to bend your head down and take the first sip without picking up the glass, lest you want to look like a clumsy tourist.

We then moved on to sample chocolate, hazelnut (very nice drunk together), blood orange and a recommendation from Pol that was so potent it made everything look hazy – possibly not helped by the thick fug of stogie smoke swirling about the place – finally finishing with Kriek on Genever (cherries in gin), kept in a large glass jar on the counter and served with a teaspoon.

After prising ourselves away from several hours of hard drinking our intentions were to turn right cross the bridge and catch the tram and train back to Brussels. Of course we ended up turning left, and ended up in Waterhuis aan de Bierkant for a night cap.

Het Waterhuis aan de Bierkant (The Waterhouse on the Beerside) may have a name that's only funny if you're four sheets to the wind, but it is a great place to enjoy a beer. The huge beer menu is divided into themed pages, listing Trappist beers and abbey ales; gueuzes and lambics, oud bruins and fruit beers; there's even Christmas and winter ales, quite appropriate for the bleak weather we were having.

From the picture I can tell you at some point I drank a Duvel; what it tasted like, or what the Ewing drank will forever remain a mystery. I can, just about, remember the Friday evening atmosphere was buzzing, with most of our amusement coming from a group of bewildered English visitors who were even more hopeless at deciding what beers they wanted than we were.

One stop that comes highly recommended for anyone with even a cursory interest in Brussels beer history is the Cantillon Brewery. We were fortunate enough to be there at the same time as one of their bi-yearly open days, when you can see the brewing process in action, but the brewery is open from Mon-Sat, for self guided tours and beer tastings, throughout the year.

Cantillion, founded in 1900 and the only remaining brewey in the city of Brussels, is one of the very few breweries that still specialises in Lambic style beers. Lambic is a very ancient type of beer brewed traditionally in the Pajottenland, southwest of Brussels, and in Brussels itself. The main difference between lambic and other beers is that the latter rely on specially cultivated brewer’s yeasts, the former rely on spontaneous fermentation from the wild yeasts in the air, found in the Senne valley, in which Brussels lies.

This spontaneous fermentation gives a beer that’s cloudy and uncarbonated, with a distinctive dry and sour flavour. Although dried hops are used in the brewing process, their role is to act as a preservative and not flavour the brew itself.  From this lambic base other beers can be made, including Gueze, a mix of lambic from different years that undergo secondary fermentation in the bottle, leading to a slight fizz; Faro, a mixture of lambic and a sweeter beer with added sugar; and Kriek and other fruit beers, which traditionally would be dry and sour, but are now often made with artificial fruit syrups.

We found the brewery behind a deceptively staid façade, on an anonymous little side street. A small poster taped to the door and the slight whiff of barley on the breeze gave a clue we were in the right place, but as soon we opened the door the wave of raucous chatter and thick, sweet and malty fug rising up from the cellar confirmed it.


After buying our tour tickets, we realised there was time for a quick visit to the bar for our complimentary beer. I picked the lambic, served in a traditional woven basket that stops the sediment being stirred up as you pour, while the Ewing chose a glass of the gueze, or ‘Brussels champagne’. Both were very tart and dry, with a cidery/vineous quality that is unusual to find in a beer. 

The Ewing, being photobombed by our brewery guide, the charming Cedric. At the bar, as well as the familiar lambic, kriek and gueeze, you can drink bottles of Fou'Foune, a fresh apricot beer, Mamouche, a beer brewed with elderflower, and La Vigneronne, a lambic with the addition of white grapes. There's even  the Grand Cru Bruocsella, a lambic which has matured for three years in oakwood barrels and will continue maturing in the bottle for many more.

While the boiling tanks and copper mash tun are standard kit for most the breweries the interesting part of the brewing process here is in the ‘attic’ of the building. Here the windows are left open, and spider’s webs and dust are encouraged in the hope to attract the wild yeasts and bacteria in the air to infiltrate the ‘grain soup’ (two thirds malted barley, one third unmalted wheat), on its way to becoming lambic.

After the spontaneous fermentation has occurred, the beer is poured into oak barrels and the magic is allowed to happen. The beer is then blended, bottled and refermented for another six months.  It’s from this basic lambic base that the other beers described above are also made, the brewery being particularly proud of its kreik, and is the only place in Brussels still using fresh fruit and not concentrates. In fact the only thing that has changed in the brewing of beer at Cantillon since they opened in 1900 is the change to using organic cereals for their beers in 1999.

Den Dyver, along Bruges' Djiver canal, is well known for its beer cookery; using both beer in the food (with dishes such as Black Angus beef with a Steenbrugge sauce followed by a Sabayon of cherry beer), and offering carefully chosen beer selections for each course of their menus.

As well as a la carte (two, three or four courses available), they also offer a weekly changing lunch menu at a steal for 24 Euros for three courses, plus 10 Euros for beer pairings.

We started off with an aperitif of Ferran Adrià's beer, Inedit, produced by the Spanish brewers Damm, and our first non Belgian beer of the trip. 

Adrià has described it as the world's, "only gastronomic beer";  which may seem rather grandiose for what is, essentially, a fizzy drink, but the balance of malt and wheat, lightly spiced with liquorice, orange peel and coriander, made a refreshing start to our meal.

I started with giant ‘scampis', in tip top condition and the flesh cooked to a quivering perfection. The intriguingly named soya sprouts served alongside were actually what we know as the far more prosaic bean sprouts. While normally not my favourite, here they had been pickled in a punchy South East Asian marinade which had actually managed to inject some flavour.

The Ewing’s leek soup with smoked duck was a big bowl of bold flavours. The silky broth of grilled alliums worked nicely with the smoky notes of the duck making a suitably cheering dish for a dull day.

Our mains were paired with Gulden Carolus Ambio, a fruity amber ale with a hoppy edge, for me; and a St Bernadus Tripel, an amber ale with a hint rosewater and orange, for the Ewing.

My steak ‘Choron’, with onion fritters and a stack of disappointingly pallid ‘Jenga’ chips. The steak was butter-soft, if a little lacking in flavour, the onions rich and crunchy, making a nice change from the usual steak accompaniments. The real star of the show, however, was the amazing Choron butter sauce,  flavoured with tomato and tarragon. They even bought an extra little copper pan to the table for extra dunking.

The Ewing enjoyed a delicate dish of stuffed plaice with a grey shrimp consomme and turned new potatoes. A refined piece of cooking, with a hint of the briny North Sea from the tiny crustaceans bobbing about in the broth. 

The meal ended with the only real duff note; a chocolate fondant that was too dry paired, with fresh pineapple that was too sharp. A forgivable misstep in a delicate and delicious meal. A special mention, too for the informed and friendly service, that shows different beers can be just as good with grub as the more common pairing of wine.

Many a debate has raged over how many Belgian beers there actually are; certainly over 800 different types and, with seasonal beers and special editions, probably stretching well into the thousands. While it felt at times although we had sampled most of them, our visit was only really long enough to take the edge off our thirst. What I can tell you that there is very little better than spending an evening holed up in of Belgium's cosy dark bars while drinking a few dubbels, before staggering to the nearest friterie for a cone of hot chips.


Bettys Cafe Tea Rooms, Harrogate

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“Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed,

Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.
‘Have A Cuppa Tea’ by The Kinks

With all the time and energy us Brits regularly expend discussing the weather or which class we belong to (sometimes both together) we could have easily conquered another Empire; far better to stop worrying about whether it's still raining outside - it probably is - or the difference between the established middle class and the emergent service sector, and have a sit down and a nice cup of tea. 

While even our national drink might not be considered truly classless - the whole idea of being 'rather-milk-in-first' can provoke much fierce debate - a  cup of tea's still something that can enjoyed by all, no matter who you are or where you come from.

Which brings us to our trip to Bettys Tea Rooms in Harrogate, the original outpost of the famed tea house which has now expanded to six branches around Yorkshire. It had been a good many years since my last visit - I remember buying my Dad a Fat Rascal to take home as a gift - but my interest in tea and cake hasn't waned in the interim. (For those who are interested, the weather on our visit was a gloriously sunny. And, in the Ewing's words, I'm still classless.) 

Another thing the British excel at is waiting in line, and the queues my Aunt had predicted were already stretching around the corner as we arrived. Crowds at Bettys are carefully managed in the civilised way you would expect. Front of house come out to take names, table numbers and offer a choice of two dining areas, and there are even a selection of menus to browse through as you wait. No danger of any unruly bun fights breaking out here. 

The queues were moving swiftly on our visit, but if you do find yourself getting bored then there's a always an edible window display, this time some seasonal Simnel cakes for Easter, to salivate over.

The first table to come up as we reached the front of the queue was in the Montpellier Cafe Bar, a bright and airy spot overlooking the Montpellier Gardens. The least formal of the rooms, based on the grand cafes of Switzerland and Northern Italy, it offers a simple menu of open sandwiches, soup, pastries and cakes to be ordered at the counter. 

The downstairs rooms offer full table service and a more comprehensive menu, consisting of everything from breakfast through to full afternoon champagne tea. While these subterranean rooms are rather glam, all leather banquettes and marquetry scenes of Yorkshire hanging on the walls, they also feel a little stuffy compared to the bright simplicity of upstairs.

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C.S. Lewis. A nice cup of tea is truly the most glorious thing; there is nothing better than that first cuppa in the morning, or putting the kettle on after getting home from a trip away. For all the exotic allure of coffee, a cup of tea is a panacea to sooth all ills.

For such a simple drink, tea can so often be a disappointment when ordered out. Stewed, too weak, or in a tiny little cup that hardly seems worth the bother of drinking it. And that's before I've even started on the insipid Lipton's Yellow Label - made with tepid water and served with sweetened coffee creamer - that's so often proffered abroad. (Not to mention the limescale-topped, over-brewed lukewarm delight I create for you at home, darling - T.E.)

Thankfully the tea served at Bettys is about the finest brew you'll ever sample. Firstly, check out the sparkling clarity; when you grow up drinking the finest Thames tap, full of all the chalk in the Chiltern Hills, you become used to the murky film. While I find drinking soft water a bit 'toothless' for my tastes, it makes fantastically clear drinks (as well as the frothiest lather - just like being in your own shampoo commercial - when you wash your hair).

As well as the fantastic flavour of their house blend there is also the pomp and ceremony that comes with drinking it. With each cup ordered their is a pot of loose leaf tea, another of hot water, a silver strainer, and a jug of milk and bowl of sugar cubes to anoint your drink to taste. Quite the most civilised pastime.

The famed Fat Rascal - a crumbly, domed tea-cake with currants and candied peel, also known as a turf cake as they were originally cooked by farmers on a turf fire - have been popular in the North Yorkshire and Cleveland area since the 19th century. In 1983, Betty's introduced their own version, complete with its distinctive 'face', and ever since the Fat Rascal has become synonymous with the place. 

With its little glace cherry eyes and almond teeth my own Fat Rascal, looked almost too sad to eat, but luckily I'm not one to let emotion get in the way of lunch. Thirty years of perfecting these buns has clearly paid off, and it was soon reduced to just a few crumbs and stray currants.

The Ewing went for the Yorkshire influenced, and rather refined, rhubarb frangipane tart; a layer of almond sponge topped with a layer of local fruit and finished with a buttery shortbread crumble.

To drink she chose the Bettys Cafe Blend. In 1962 Bettys joined forces with another Yorkshire business, tea and coffee merchants, Taylors of Harrogate, and there is a large selection of different blends available, both to drink in or takeaway from the adjacent shop.

As well fed and watered as we were, it would be a shame to come all this way and not to pick up a few treats to take home. The old fashioned wooden dressers in the shop were groaning under the weight of chocolate truffles, cakes, biscuits and Easter eggs, while the glass fronted marble counter was crammed with a selection of dainty little cakes and pastries. You can buy their whole range of loose teas and coffee beans by weight, and there is even a range of Emma Bridgewater Fat Rascal crockery to accompany your comestibles.

As well as picking three different types of coffee beans and a Simnel loaf cake as gifts, I couldn't leave without buying one of their special Easter edition Fat Rascals, based on a Bury Simnel cake and crammed full of currants, spices and dried peel. We also chose a classic Yorkshire Curd Tart, which featured  a layer of tangy lemon curd under the fresh cheese and nutmeg topping, as well as some of the most gloriously buttery pastry I have eaten.

Yes, it might be a little touristy, and no, it's not cheap, with prices that even managed to make this Londoner gasp a little. But, of course there is a distinction between cost and value; and a civilised hour enjoying a pot of very fine tea and a giant bun have got to be worth seven quid of anyone's money.

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Reds True Barbecue, Leeds

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The origins of 'real' barbecue - the cooking meat in the smoke of a charcoal fire, rather than directly over the flames - are debatable. It probably came from the Caribbean, introduced to the New World by Spanish explorers, and quickly took off in the Southern States of America soon after the pig had been introduced. Soon there were smoke stacks popping up all over the lower US as 'cue took hold.

While we have a long tradition on this Isle of smoking fish, seafood and even cheeses, barbecues here have always meant charred sausages and raw chicken. There have been many ersatz places - usually with a faux cowboy theme, selling boiled ribs basted in sugary sauces and bottles of Bud, such as our visit to Leed's Rib Shakk last Easter. But, for most Londoners it took the opening of the Pitt Cue Trailer under the Hungerford Bridge in 2011 to finally show us the delights of meat with a proper smoke ring.

Soon, Pitt Cue found its own bricks and mortar gaff in the centre of Soho and was awarded best newcomer in the 2013 Zagat Guide. Suddenly it seemed our meat lust had been unleashed as dozens of other 'cue joints clamoured to open in its wake. I've even smoked my very own Roscoe's Root Beer Ribs.

One of these pretenders is Reds True Barbecue in central Leeds, opposite the aforementioned Rib Shakk. Not only do they have the slow cooked meats served in chipped enamel dishes, and a selection of craft beer and bourbon with pickle juice chasers, they also have a no reservations policy, too. 

Luckily we were in town early with my uncle John, a man who loves meat possibly more than any one else I know, and who was quite happy to brave the biting winds and join the Ewing and I at the front of the queue. As it was a Tuesday lunchtime, I wondered if we may have been a little over cautious by arriving before their noon time opening; but as the doors were unlocked a cluster of about twenty people had built up behind us, and within fifteen minutes of being seated there was already a waiting list.

The menu at Reds, unlike Pitt Cue's brief single page, is a comprehensive tome. Normally this is a sure fire way to set off the warning sirens, and a nightmare with someone as indecisive as the Ewing. While it's probably a bit too sprawling overall, essentially it all comes down to smoked meats, grilled meats, sides, and a selection of (mostly meaty) salads and sarnies.

Pleasingly there's a roll call at the back of the menu, listed under 'the Believers', of all the producers that supply the restaurant. Everything that they can source locally, from the meat, bread, cheese, eggs, salad and ice cream, comes from Yorkshire (with the tatties from over the border in Lincs).

Each table is furnished with a rack holding a variety of sauces that would make any condiment lover's heart beat a little faster. All homemade, except for the 'Judas ketchup' at the end, they showcase all the great American 'cue styles; from the mustard-based sauce of South Carolina; to the vinegar-based sauce of the North Carolina; to the most familiar, smoky and sticky Kansas City incarnation.

Having sampled them all, I can attest that they're all worthy - although the Triple 8 hot sauce, while tasting good, was disappointingly wimpy, heat-wise. If you're really craving more capsaicin, then they do offer a chance to pimp your ribs with their 'Epic Unholy Sauce' for an extra pound. 

Like the food, there's also a big list of drinks, ranging from whiskey 'boilermakers' to craft beer chasers, as well as a good selection of wines and cocktails. If you're up for a party then buckets of Dixie lager and growlers (six pint jugs of Brooklyn Ale) are available. We were rather more modest in our choices, sticking with Anchor Steam Beer and Anchor Steam Porter, with its rich toffee and liquorice notes.

Something I was also keen to taste was the Snake Dog IPA from the Flying Dog Brewery in Maryland, whose cans and bottles are designed by peerless Raph Steadman. Weighing in at a fearsome 7.1%, and listed on the menu as having 'a tropical, almost Um Bongo nose', how could a child raised on 80s packed lunches resist. They weren't wrong with their desciption; this power hopped beast has a massive aroma which is quite intoxicating, before you've even had a sip. The flavour is a little more restrained, with a grapefruit-bitter edge. A very fine IPA indeed.

Booze free options include a very nice, and not too sweet, housemade sweet tea - made with Yorkshire tea no less - and a tart housemade lemonade.

I sampled a feasting plate with a half rack of St Louis ribs and a Texan hot link sausage, accompanied by mac and cheese and sweet potato fries. The meat fell from the ribs with a surprising ease, perhaps a little too easily for my liking, but the smoke flavour was nicely judged and the bbq sauce slathered over them sweet and tangy. The hot link, a smoked pork and beef sausage that's a speciality of the Lone Star state, was wonderfully garlicky, with a good lick of heat.

Initially sides seemed a little bland, with the fries on the soggy side and the macaroni cheese a bit toothless, but as the flavour of the smoke from the meat grew, it was good to have some carb-y comfort blankets to offset the spice. A shout out for the pickles, too. The addition of the sharp and crunchy cucumber spears almost made it feel as if I was getting one of my five-a-day.

The Ewing's Donut Burger; two chargrilled patties topped with cheese, bacon and Red's special sauce. Monstrous or genius, depending on your perspective. As only a few errant blobs of sauce and crumbs remained at the end, the evidence firmly suggested the Ewing was in the latter camp; and from the couple of bites she (un)happily shared with me, I have to agree.

While I'm not sure I could have dispatched the whole creation without it becoming cloying (the piquant burger sauce certainly helped), the springy, fresh donut was rather like a good brioche, and was far preferably to many a sub-par bap I've been presented with. If you remain unconvinced, then their other burgers come with a 'glazed artisan bun', which sounds rather good, too.

All hail the majesty of Uncle John and his Bucket O'Bones. The menu didn't lie, this was literally a metal garbage pail stuffed with a selection of various different bone-in delights - including burnt ends, beef ribs and babybacks. Although he generously offered them around, apart from the Ewing snaffling a couple of bones, he gnawed his way through the entire thing. And then took down a mini loaf of cornbread, a dish of barbecue pit beans, and a taste of all our other other sides..... Beat that, Adam Richman,

A special mention must also go to the amazing bbq pit beans; spiced beans with added onions, chunks of burnt ends and pulled pork, finished off in the smoker for four hours.

Although obscene amounts had already been consumed, the Ewing wasn't prepared to leave without at least sampling a slice of the peanut butter cheesecake. A layer of  peanut and cream cheese sandwiched between a chocolate ganache topping and chocolate biscuit base. I was rather enamoured with this, although the Ewing wasn't quite as convinced.

Uncle John didn't let the side down, enjoying a fudgy Mississippi mud brownie with a scoop of Yorkshire vanilla ice cream, while I decided to have my ice cream in liquid form, choosing the Reds Ultimate Shake. A combination of chocolate fudge with a slice of their 'award winning' caramel apple pie, all served in a glass pint bottle from a local dairy. While I enjoyed the unusual fruit and cinnamon-spiked flavour, the texture was disappointingly thin and lacking in both pie and ice cream. More like a creamy chocolate milk than the extra thick shake I was hoping for.

While it may appear to the uninitiated that Reds is just like any other mass produced faux Americana joint, it really does feel like a lot of love goes into the 'cue here. And that lovin' feeling they put into the food obviously extends to the staff, who were quite charming throughout our visit, even when the Ewing bowled straight into one poor chap in her eagerness to get through the door. 

While a shiny new restaurant in a northern town isn't ever going to be able to evoke the smoke on the breeze and piles of  post oak piled up outside a tumbledown joint in the Southern States, huge credit must go to Reds for having the enthusiasm and knowledge to pull off such a successful Yorkshire-American barbecue hybrid. However incongruous that might sound.

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The Chocolate Theatre, Henley

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Come along inside…. We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place
The Wind in the Willows

Growing up where I did, the river Thames meandering through local villages, blossom-edged hedgerows and striped green lawns, may sound quite idyllic - unless you happen to be a teenager who actually lives there. No fast food, no cinema, and two pubs where everyone not only knows your name, but your age, too. Luckily, the Big Smoke was only a short train journey away.

It was only when we reached our later teenage years, and learnt to drive, that the local bucolic pleasures started to be appreciated. Afternoons spent in country pub gardens and country drives before sat nav or mobiles, where half of the fun was getting horribly lost. One of our favourite trips was over to Henley, where you could hire a boat on the Thames for a few hours, take a picnic to eat on the bandstand, or go for a cream tea at the Henley Tea Rooms.

While the tea rooms are still here, they have been recently taken over and renamed the Chocolate Theatre Cafe. The Ewing's idea of heaven. Gone are the the cosy dark wooden booths (which I do miss a little), to be replaced by a far brighter colour scheme and a five metre long glass cabinet that's crammed with home made chocolates, ice cream, cakes, gateaux, biscuits and pastries. They also offer a range of home cooked breakfasts, light lunches and cream teas. And, living up to their name, a menu of 25 different types of hot chocolate, ranging from white chocolate with nougat to extra thick Italian style.

We both chose the Henley Royal Cream Tea, a choice of sandwiches; scones with cream and jam; and a pot of tea for two. The tea was fine, although, being made with finest Thames Valley tap, suffered in comparison with the sparkling clear and bright brew we had enjoyed at Bettys a week earlier. There was also only one small pot to share, with no extra hot water offered, so we were already feeling parched again before our scones had even appeared.

There's a decent selection of freshly made sandwiches to chose from, all served with crisps and, as a bonus to keep my hair curly, served with the crusts left on. Sadly my chicken with a lemon tarragon mayonnaise and dried cranberries was pretty lacklustre. The filling was almost completely devoid of flavour, and the meat had a strangely soft consistency. The Ewing's smoked salmon and cucumber was far more successful; generously stuffed with fish and served on a great malted bread.

Raisin scones were good, served warm and with generous lashings of clotted cream and strawberry jam - surely there are not many things more disappointing as not having enough cream and jam to anoint your buns. Eating these made me realise how wonderful a simple cream tea can be; the sort of food that provokes an involuntary 'mmmm' every time you take another bite.

In a moment of sheer folly, I prepared my scone 'Cornish' style (that is with the jam on the bottom, cream on top), while the Ewing stuck with my favoured 'Devonshire' style (cream first). Apart from being told off by my wife for getting jam in the cream pot, and the jam-on-top incarnation looking rather more photogenic, I can scientifically say that flavour-wise they were both as divine as each other.

Of course, we couldn't leave without trying some of their eponymous chocolate based-goods. As we were far too full to do justice to their comprehensive hot chocolate menu, we chose a couple of slices of cake to take away. While everything in the cabinets looked great, especially the key lime meringue pie, Ameretto cheesecake, and apple tart; the Ewing went for the towering chocolate fudge cake, while I had the wobbly white chocolate and raspberry mousse cake. Both very much worth the calories when devoured the following afternoon.

The best tea rooms should be a calm and civilised oasis, that appeal to every strata of society, and that was certainly true of the Chocolate cafe. On our visit we saw young men, meeting up with their mates for a catch up over ice cream; families with sticky fingered children eagerly pressing their noses against the cake cabinet; tourists who appeared at turns both bemused and enchanted by this slice of middle England; ladies who lunch, buying big boxes of cakes to take home; and couples looking for a chance to ignore each other over a quiet slice of cake and the weekend papers. A special mention, too, for the helpful service, which remained very attentive and efficient, despite the obvious popularity of the place.

Although the Thames was cloaked in foggy drizzle, the Chocolate Theatre's beautiful riverside location means there's few places nicer for a postprandial walk. And while the weather may have been more befitting the local Canada geese than us pair of intrepid adventurers, we managed to get far enough to burn off at least half a scone and a triangle of sandwich before retreating to the car. Next time I hope to walk far enough to justify a mug of their peanut butter hot chocolate.

Thanks to the Henley Standard for the exterior photo.

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The Big Society, Oxford

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'Food critics are forever doomed to compare everything they're eating now to everything they've eaten before.' The Ewing, 2013. 

My wife came out with this little nugget as we we sat digesting our lunch at The Big Society in in Oxford; and, I must admit I guess she may have a (rather depressing) point. While you try to look at each breakfast, lunch or dinner in context there's always the memory of the perfect meal, or,even worse, the perfect ideal, there in the back of your mind. A reference point with which to gauge each and every mouthful you eat.

It's not that I even remotely consider myself a food critic, merely a greedy person with an opinion (and we all know what part of the human anatomy they're linked with), who likes to write about some of the things I cook and meals that I eat. I certainly have no interest with darkening the internet with my negative views of certain places/experiences (although I'm fairly confident no one pays much heed to my opinions anyway). But I guess it does get harder and harder to look at things through new eyes, especially when so many places seem to be following the same path.

Anyway, back to our lunch. The Big Society is a large pub serving American style 'fast' food on The Cowley Road. While it is situated opposite the lovely Atomic Burgers, the fact they both sell meat in a bun is really the only link between the two. While Atomic Burger focuses on 80s kitsch, the Big Society seems to have very much modelled itself on a certain Marylebone burger joint. Hence the Ewing's earlier comments; how does it compare to places in the Big Smoke, and is there a point in doing so?

The greeting that welcomed us was as bright and cheery as the spring sunshine that was finally beginning to peek through the clouds. Our friendly bar tender explained that drinks and food are ordered up the bar and bought to your table when ready, and even helpfully let us try some of the beers they had on tap before we made our choice.

The beer is served in 2/3 of a pint glass (at 2/3 pint prices). A nice idea, meaning you can try more without forgetting what you're drinking. I found it especially cheering to order a couple of drinks, pay with a tenner and get a note back with my change. My choice, the Big Society Pale Ale, was perfect, with massive amounts of juicy hops to deal with all the rich meat and cheese. The Ewing enjoyed something a little smoother and maltier, brewed in nearby Abingdon.

While the menu looks suspiciously familiar - with the food served on metal trays, and the drinks in jam jars - they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery; and while there are many similarities, the Big Society have stamped enough of their own style on the place to give it some of its own unique Oxford character. The Ewing particularly liked the murals decorating the walls, and there's also a large beer garden, wi-fi, and a ping pong table to help burn off those burgers.

We chose a selection of different dishes and sides to share; fried chicken, slaw, cheeseburger, fried pickles, mac and cheese and chilli cheese fries. I really fancied sampling the hot wings, too, but even I sensed ordering anything else would have been sheer folly, as well as struggling to fit on our tray).

The things that had been in the fryer; the chicken, pickles and chips; really needed to stay acquainted with the hot oil for longer, to become properly golden and crunchy. As it was, they were - a bit like myself when the sun comes out - rather on the pale and flaccid side. A minor shame, as the ethereal pickle batter had adhered to the spears like a second skin, a very hard trick to get right, and the chicken (thumbs up for dark meat) was tender and nicely spiced. And the onion rings I saw being delivered to other tables looked pretty majestic, too.

The chilli cheese fries, despite suffering from pallid potatoes, were, however, brilliant. The chilli itself, a thin, bean-less and fiery mixture, was the best I have eaten in a very long time and made me rue not trying the chilli dog. Luckily for me, they proved too spicy for the Ewing, so I got to enjoy most of the sticky, meaty, greasy bowlful of goodness myself.

The red cabbage slaw was also bang on, providing a cool and creamy counterpoint to the chilli heat. We fought with our forks over last shreds, leading to me - (not very) hilariously - to sing Purple Rain every time the vibrant violet sauce dripped across the table. There was also a thimble of mystery dressing/dip on the tray that looked a bit like a lumpy pint of milk found the fridge when you return from holiday, but didn't have much discernible taste of its own.

The mac and cheese was decent; the pasta still had bite, the sauce was good and gooey, and it was bronzed nicely on top. My favourite elbow macaroni had been replaced with the larger penne rigate, but the Ewing didn't seem unduly bothered, and happily scoffed the lot.

The cheeseburger was very fine; bright orange melty cheese, squishy, slightly sweet bun; excellent burger sauce, crunchy shredded iceberg; and a juicy patty that was a little crumbly but extra beefy. My only real criticism of this was size. While it was more than enough as part of our mega feast, all alone, even when served with the hefty portions of fries they offer, I fear it might struggle to satisfy. 

Ultimately, we decided over much heated debate, the main criteria for a good meal remains the same, no matter where you are and what your eating. Namely does it taste good, did you enjoy the experience, and would you want to go again. And in all cases, the Big Society scored a big thumbs up.

And, though it may not score quite so highly for originality, just like with our recent visit to Red's, this is a place where the staff seem to really care about the food they're producing, and have managed to create a laid back and welcoming ambience that made our visit such a pleasure. And, far from ruing the spread of this burger and beer based cuisine, I just wish there was a Big Society in my town.

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Duck, Prunes and Carrots

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Recently I've been re-reading Pierre Koffmann's fabulous Memories of Gascony. Part memoir, part recipe book, it follows the young chef as he makes his annual visits to his grandparent's farm; charting the local food, festivals and familial exploits through the changing seasons. It's a wonderful window into rural South West France; celebrating the simple things in life. And it always fills me with a yearning to eat foie gras and drink Armangac. 

This is my interpretation of a dish in the book (the original fed 12) made using duck legs and prunes, two of the best known exports from the Gers region. I love prunes, and it saddens me they always seem to get such a bad rap - seen merely as a fruity laxative or 'health' food and something to be endured rather than enjoyed. Good prunes (the best are from Agen) have a wonderful, smoky liquorice-tinted edge and can work equally well with both salty or sweet flavours. 

Duck is another underrated ingredient which I never seem to see enough of. As with chicken the legs are more flavoursome, more forgiving to cook, and much cheaper than the breast. Duck fat is also the nectar of the gods, and any extra gleaned from cooking this recipe should be saved for brilliant roasties or for making confit. With the life expectancy of the French being only second to that of the Japanese the antioxidants in the prunes and red wine seem to be successfully counteracting all the saturated fat. Luckily the rest of the bottle used for making the sauce also makes the perfect accompaniment for the finished dish.

To serve alongside I wanted some sort of root veg, and what better than the humble winter carrot. Instead of just chopping then up and chucking them in the pot, or steaming them in the usual batons, I decided to serve a whole glazed carrot per person. After peeling and trimming I covered them and slowly cooked in the oven alongside the duck, before finishing with a light butter and brown sugar glaze. Very simple and looks great on the plate, too.

Koffmann uses duck livers pounded with Armagnac to thicken his sauce, If, like myself, duck livers aren't forthcoming then remove the lid and cook uncovered until sauce is reduced, or alternatively, thicken with beurre manié - mix a small knob of butter with the same amount of flour, whisk into the sauce and cook out for a few minutes until it is thickened and glossy. 

If you want to keep things simple, and a little more rustic, then you can omit straining the stock. Just add the prunes to the dish about half an hour before the duck legs are ready and serve straight from the casserole - thicken as above, as needed. You might want to add a few lardons of bacon, for an extra smoky savouriness, along with the duck at the beginning. Cook until gently browned and continue as per the rest of the recipe.
Duck Legs with Prunes and Carrot
Serves 2 (double up as necessary)

2 duck legs
Sea salt
1 onion, chopped
1 clove of garlic, chopped
1/2 bottle of red wine
2 bay leaves
1 sprig of thyme
Splash of brandy or Armanac
10 prunes

2 large carrots, peeled and trimmed
1 small knob of butter
Pinch of sugar
Pinch of salt

Preheat the oven to 180c
Salt the duck legs on both sides, place in a casserole, skin side down, and lightly brown on each side.
Add the onion and garlic and cook until they have both softened. Drain off any excess fat, then add the wine, bring to a boil and simmer for a few minutes. The liquid should be almost covering the duck. If needed top up with a little water or chicken stock.
Add the herbs and place in the oven for about an hour, or until the duck legs are tender.
Remove duck legs to a plate and cover, strain the liquid into a clean pan, add a splash of brandy or Armanac and reduce until glossy - alternatively thicken with beurre manié (see above)
Add the prunes and simmer for a few more minutes.
Add the duck legs and any resting juices to the pan and heat through gently.
Serve the duck and prunes with the glazed carrots, the rest of the red wine and some French beans or puy lentils
For the carrots
Place the carrots in a small roasting dish, add the butter, sugar, salt and a good splash of water.
Cover with foil and roast in the oven for about 30 minutes, or until the carrots are cooked through but not mushy (put them in the oven about halfway through cooking the duck).
Remove foil and put back in oven until the water has evaporated and the carrots are lightly glazed and golden.



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